Sir Wulfington Battle Grounds

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  1. Boudica

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    twitter 2.

    Let's get this thread back on topic.
     
  3. Sir Wulfington

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    Did Boudica kill your father or something?
     
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    that's not funny.
     
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  6. slimelurker

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    @this thread
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  7. Dinkbot

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    I doubt it, but you probably fucked his dog.
     
  8. ilovejesus69

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    Would you like to talk about it?
     
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    Attention whoring is bad and you should feel bad.
     
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    I think the thread is about to implode on itself.

    It shall be a magnificent sight.

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    That reminds of something I once saw on CNN about a child molester who also liked being fucked in the ass by dogs. Who knows, maybe Sir Wulfington is also a pedophile.
     
  12. Sir Wulfington

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    1431649028849.
     
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    Maybe you should lock the thread.You know.So the unwashed mashes cannot sully it with their posting.
     
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    lol. Is that his IRL fb?
     
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    I'd say yes, and his real name too.
     
  18. Dinkbot

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    Might even be him.
     
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    That guy died in a police shootout. Besides, Sir Wulfington might be a sick fuck, but he's too much of a faggot to try and take the police on
     
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    Annnndddd it's gone.
     
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    Don't lose hope, he may turn out the same at the least.
     
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    not gone, you have to be connected to see it
     
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    EDIT

    Nevermind those faildox. That's not him. Wulfington stole this guy's username. Apologizes to that pale motherfucker, Wulfington is not Josh Caringer

    Our team of veteran e-detectives are on the case.

    We're coming to get you, dog fucker.
     
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    So earlier this afternoon, at around, I think it was 3:30 or 4 something P.M., I pulled out my controller for my Xbox 360 from under the table that my television and all my game cases and game consoles stand on, took the wii u controller off it's stand and put it on my couch (because where my wii u controller stands causes it to be in the way of the television screen, so whenever I wanna play a game on my xbox 360 as opposed to my wii u (which is quite under-rated I must say, honestly there's quite a few great games on it, like donkey kong tropical freeze, Wonderful 101, Pikman 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge (tho I'll have to be fair and admit that that's one not an exclusive, so it doesn't really count, but STILL, you can play it on the wii u at least!), Sonic Boom (well I only rate that one as good, unfortunately the only way for it to have any challenge is for you to like come up with your own challenges, like, say, restarting from the last checkpoint after a certain amount of hits, it does actually give it legitimate challenge, although I'll be honest with this and admit that it's pretty gosh-darn annoying because you have to go back to the title screen I remember each and every fucking time, it's really gosh-darned annoying, BUT ANYWAY, I digress. I also heard that watcha-ma-call it.........oh yeah, that new Kirby Game for wii u, something about yarn, I'd like to get it but can't afford to right now, unfortunately. Anyway, from the videos I watched I think I remember that it may have looked like it may be too easy, but I like the sounds. Actually I think I recall it looking like it had some legitimate challenge to it, at least on the clip of the first boss fight (that tree thing, i think it's in every game for some wierd reason, I DUNNO WHY, isn't that really wierd? Like why would they just rehash the exact same boss fight in and each and every game? Tho I guess, at the very least, it's only ONE boss they're rehashing, so it's not SO bad. Anyway, there's also Yarn Yoshi that I watched from the e3 2015 livestream, that looked pretty neat and original I recall thinking, so I'll probably get that if and when I can afford to, and when it comes out of course, because obviously I'm not going to be able to purchas it until it comes out, I don't recall if they have given a release date for Yarn Yoshi yet, I'm little too lazy to open up a new tab right now and google it, so I'll just forget about that for now. Anyway, I had just gotten home from my daily exercise walk, I regularly walk for an hour or so each day, in order to maintain my weight, after I had lost a bunch of a lot of weight. I've managed to maintain my weight pretty damn easily actually, just gotta watch my calories and get at least a half hour to an hour of exercise via walking each day, it's really easy. That's actually how I even lost weight in the first place! Yeah, I never did any actual work outs, no weight lifting, no push-ups, no none of that stuffs. SO ANYWAY, I just realized I digressed again, so let's get back on topic. So I had just finished pulling out my xbox 360 controller and putting my wii u controller on the couch so I can see the television completely, cause it would be pretty damn annoying otherwise, you know, it would be pretty damn obtrusive, to say the least (heh) if I had a big fat wii u controller obstructing a large portion of the television screen view. So anyway, I decided I wanted to play fallout 3, starting up from my last save point from earlier this very morning. I had to escort this big friendly super mutant out of a facility, and to find this machine that I won't name because it may be spoilers, although admittedly I'm not 100% positive if it would be a legitimate spoiler but I'll just play it safe anyway in case some of you who may read this post of mine haven't beaten Fallout 3 yet, as I'd really rather not spoil anything for you, that would be pretty douchebaggy of me, so I won't do it, don't you worry :D. Anyway, I had earlier this morning just got finished turning on some button or whatever that opened all these locked cell doors, one of them had this four legged mutant thing with three very big tongues and some guy who I had seen in the cell before I had gone to that machine thingy and opened the door, I thought he would be friendly and that he was the guy I was gonna escort ( forgot to add that the quest I was on had already told me that I had to escort some guy after I had opened the doors thanks to the button I pressed on the machine I already told you guys about earlier in this post :p ). But the human guy I just mentioned turned out to be UNfriendly, I could innitially tell because his health bar was red, which in Fallout 3 (this isn't a spoiler you guys so don't worry :p ) means that the npc is hostile, he was attacking that four legged, three big-tongued mutant thingy, and after killing it he attacked me, so I pulled out my laser pistol (which has quickly become one of my favorite weapons in Fallout 3 cuz of the sound effects, which I initially din't care for but now I really like, and the fact that if you kill enemies with a critical strike while using it it will turn them into ash, looks really cool, especially when you do it in VATS (which is an auto-shoot feature that puts everything into slow-motion, so when you critical strike kill an enemy in VATS it looks really cool in slow-motion xD, just thought I'd share that neat little detail, ANYWAY, I digress again :p ). So, eventually, I killed that guy (I crit killed him so he turned into ash which was neat, he's ash now), then quickly met the guy I was actually gonna escort, a big super mutant who was friendly for some reason. So once I officially began the escort, I checked his room and the other rooms for loot, then we went on our way. We killed some super mutants ( I made sure to loot each and every corpse, and checked lockers, footlockers, metal boxes, ammunition boxes, etcetera), and eventually I found this locked door that required 100 lockpicking skill. Fortunately, I had already leveled up my lockpicking to 100, so I managed to open it (was kinda hard, since 100 skill-level locks are extra challenging to unlock, which makes sense, due to the very high level), and inside there was a laser pistol, but this one had 2 points of extra damage, so I was FINALLY able to replace my old laser pistol. So I picked it up, found that I had too much luggage and was therefore slowed down, and decided to discard the old, lower-damage laser pistol, since I obviously didn't need it anymore anyway. I used to character doubles of certain weapons, but later on decided not to, you know, because it was ultimately a waste of storage space. So leaving that room finally, I followed the friendly super mutant I previously informed you guys that I was escorting, to a room with another super mutant (this one UNfriendly). I pulled out my laser rifle for this one, and shot it dead. I was gonna restart from previous save-point because I was considering saving my laser rifle rounds for when I got my plasma rifle repaired (since they, for some reason, share the same type of ammo), but decided I didn't feel like it. So after getting to a final door, I go through it and notice my radiation poisoning rapidly started rising, so I had to rush back into the previous room. I noticed that the friendly super mutant I was escorting had stopped moving, so I decided to talk to him, and he gave me an option to let him go retrieve the item that I told you guys I wouldn't name so as to avoid any potential spoilers (tho it's probably not a spoiler but still), and he told me to wait and be ready to fight any other unfriendly super mutants that might come along (tho none ever did, strangely, so I don't know why the game makers bothered to program him to say that. Seems pointless, but oh well). ANYWAY, after a few moments he came back with the item. I asked if he'd like to come along and be my buddy, but he said no, because super mutants like him would be shot on sight if they went into cities I'd be going to, so I bid him goodbye and went on my merry way. The quest updated to tell me to escape the place I was in, so after deciding to do that, I went through a few doors and then all of a sudden my character suspiciously put away his weapon automatically, then I heard a noise, and turned to my right and saw a bright glowing white ball of energy rapidly expanding, until.......BOOM, it exploded. A big flash, I could barely see for a moment, then I was on the floor. Then these three guys came in, two in power armor, and one was a guy I thought died earlier in the game, they said they were retrieving the item I had just gotten from the friendly super mutant dude, they said some more words and told me they were taking me in.

    I blacked out.
     
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    The fucking rabbit hole... I've never seen one this deep.
     
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    Confirmed that Wulfington is a nigger.

    He also attended the GamerGate meetup in Toronto, where he lives.

    This photo of Gamergate in Toronto has surfaced.

    toronto.

    Out of all the pictures, that was the only nigger in attendance.

    @Sir Wulfington will you please confirm that it is you wearing the big red fedora.