Sir Anders demands Medal mid sentencing.

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  1. Allele

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    8ba50444bb5d6c03060f6a7067008cd7.

    http://news.yahoo.com/norway-mass-killer-demands-medal-court-hearing-133012973.html

    King of FPS and and an excellent troll, my god, what can't he do?
     
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    Is his first name Sir, or has he been knighted?
     
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    Why can't we have patriots like this run for the presidency, we get the stooges: Mitt, Newt, and Paul.

    Also, What I've learned from this article: If you just gotta go on a mass cleansing rampage, Norway.
    Glorious!
     
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    Oh Sir Anders what WON'T you say!
    He so crazy!
     
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    make a list of Medals we think Anders should get.
     
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    The CW94 Medal of Valor-
    Citation; Mr. Anders, on the July 22, 2011, did willfully expose himself to danger and prosecution to slay the enemies of Norway. Mr. Anders, without squad, platoon, or brigade level support, did solely invade a terrorist training camp nestled in the Tyrifjorden lake, in Southern Norway. Showing great courage and disdain for his own safety, Mr. Anders did execute 77 traitors to the Norse Crown, using every means at his disposal. Mr. Anders' actions reflect the proudest traditions of the Norse people, and his honor bring honor to us all.
     
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    This man is neither a ruffian, nor a scoundrel.

    I award him with the Gentleman's Heart, for maintaining a reserved exposure in the most harshest of environments.
     
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    21 yrs!?!?
    that's it?

    hell- he'd get the death penalty here.....
     
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    'Tis why all the ruffians are willing to go back to jail. They leach more than the whelps on Welfare.
     
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    A medal is the least we can do.
     
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    I have always said that this man, since he acted motivated by religion (as far as I know), is on the same page in my book reserved for sand niggers who blow themselves.

    But man, this is hilarious. Isn't he a charming gentleman?
     
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    He's such a humble man. He does all that and all he asks for is a medal.
     
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    this guy's just trying to piss off as many people as he can with the time he has I reckon.
     
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    Give him some golden Kinder Eggs with chocolates shaped like children. And the toy inside should be a tiny toy gun.
     
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    No worries.. They will never let him out. Just because they say 21 years doesent mean he will be there for 21 years.
     
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    Lol kinder eggs.
     
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    oh come now, children aren't THAT stupid are the...

    ok, so some of them are.
     
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    If he'd have been in the US, he'd have gotten shot before his trial like Lee Harvey Oswald was. It's amazing that he didn't hole up and kill himself like Michael Ryan (the spoiled brat who did the Hungerford Massacre in the UK) did.
     
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    It is amazingly hard to get a gun in norway. Also "we" scandinavians belive in the justice system. (The ones that have never been in touch with it that is.)
    If he did that he coulden't bore us to death with his bs propaganda. He wants to be alive as long as possible so he may sow a seed in the rest of us. This twat thinks we will all follow him.