So last night, my friend (we'll call her Prop A) and I went to another friend's party in the shittier area of our town. It was boring as fuck, and the alcohol was too expensive, so Prop A and I decided to go for a walk to our old primary school, which was only about half a mile away. Our parents had been awesome and sent us to the closest cheapest nicest school they could. When we got there, we tried to go inside to fuck around on the playground, the only good thing about that school, but the damn gates were locked. But Prop A really had to do a piss, so she did one on the school's letterbox while I kept watch. Then we bought toffee apples from a supermarket (but we told everyone at the party we got them from Narnia), went back to the party and spent, like, $50 to get drunk. It sucked. The end.