Simple activities you fail at miserably.

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  1. Kronos

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    Just totally fucked up ordering a pizza's for my flat, rang the wrong number, ordered the wrong things and gave the wrong address :picard:

    Anyone else failed spactacularly lately?
     
  2. Trixie

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    I work in a library.
    i can't use a tape gun....

    it wasn't in my job description when i was hired
    so i feel like i'm @ a disadvantage when i'm packing books @ work.
    the tape gets all stuck to itself & i have cut myself a few times on the serrated edge.

    some days i feel like i should just commit seppuku with it....
    since it will bring my demise anyway.
     
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    you are also bad at opening new threads.
     
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    in social situations i fail at errything

    Shit, I'm pretty decent at maths but when i used to work at MickyDs as a cashier and someone gave me exact change my brain would just go NOPE IM OUTTA HERE.
    amazingly at the end of the day my register usually had the correct amount of money in it. But fuck me, I fail at working at the mac.
     
  5. Kronos

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    True dat
     
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    Failed at every single presentation or public speaking I've ever been into.
     
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    i suck at stacking things on shelves.
    fuck shelves, the floor is a great place for glass and knives, anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a fuckhead.
     
  8. Bob

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    i tried to think of something i failed at and i failed
     
  9. Oranges

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    Touching my toes without bending my knees.
     
  10. Immortal_Cake

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  11. Bob

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    Explains why your posts suck so much
     
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    I appreciate your compliments.