Shoutbox Chronicles: Soul Searching

1. 4:26 PM - luvur:
   >football
2. 4:29 PM - madh8r:
   it's bestiality, alotgether its more wholesome than furrydom
3. 4:30 PM - Die In A Fire:
   its the same
4. 4:30 PM - Massgrav:
   luvur.. and get a red card?
5. 4:30 PM - madh8r:
   IT IS NOT MAN HAS BEEN FUCKING ANIMALS SINCE THE DAMN OF TIME FURRIES ARE AN ABOMINATION
6. 4:30 PM - Die In A Fire:
   the same
7. 4:32 PM - Kibou:
   MY DOG IS DEAD
8. 4:33 PM - Massgrav:
   did you misstake it for a pillow?
9. 4:33 PM - endsenten:
   
10. 4:33 PM - Harpoons:
    Sometimes the love between a man and a delicious, wriggling tuna can be a beautiful thing
11. 4:34 PM - Harpoons:
    but never a dog
12. 4:34 PM - Massgrav:
    depends on the dog i'd say
13. 4:35 PM - Harpoons:
    you disgust me
14. 4:35 PM - Massgrav:
    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRODgcKWL3eF8iL20mvB5kQuWyJEWuOW8cA02HhpSdmV1fD7qYapQt81QXT
15. 4:36 PM - Massgrav:
    id plow it
16. 4:37 PM - luvur:
    I would term that image furry, for the dog is indeed dressed as a human.
17. 4:38 PM - Massgrav:
    wouldn't that make it.. skinny?
18. 4:39 PM - luvur:
    I'm no furry expert, I just call it how i see it. maybe you should consult Tom.
19. 4:40 PM - Massgrav:
    nah..
20. 4:41 PM - luvur:
    Yeah he grosses me out, too...
21. 4:42 PM - Massgrav:
    furrys are not that bad... there are worse things
22. 4:42 PM - Harpoons:
    not really
23. 4:42 PM - luvur:
    Of which I would now, I draw the line at furry.
24. 4:42 PM - Harpoons:
    I'd rather spend time with someone who has actually fucked a corpse than with someone who wanks over furry porn
25. 4:42 PM - luvur:
    not know*

1. 4:42 PM - luvur:
   Of which I would now, I draw the line at furry.
2. 4:42 PM - Harpoons:
   I'd rather spend time with someone who has actually fucked a corpse than with someone who wanks over furry porn
3. 4:42 PM - luvur:
   not know*
4. 4:44 PM - luvur:
   Furry sympathy could lead to furrydom....
5. 4:44 PM - Massgrav:
   well... someone that faps to furry porn is more interesting than some retarded fucknut running around screaming "desu desu baka baka kawaii!"
6. 4:45 PM - luvur:
   lolwut, who does that anyway?
7. 4:45 PM - Massgrav:
   half the fucking internet
8. 4:46 PM - luvur:
   I prefer neither tbh
9. 4:46 PM - Massgrav:
   and furrys got a soul.. i can't say that for hipsters.. so yeah.. furrys aint that bad
10. 4:47 PM - luvur:
    why can't people just be normal, imo?
11. 4:47 PM - Massgrav:
    what is "normal" then?
12. 4:47 PM - luvur:
    why all the weird fetishes and fandoms?
13. 4:48 PM - luvur:
    normal would be keeping weird shit to yourself and not contaminating everyone
14. 4:49 PM - Massgrav:
    what's the fun in that?
15. 4:49 PM - luvur:
    there are other ways to have fun. for instance, trolling the hell out of the contaminated.
16. 4:50 PM - Massgrav:
    but if everyone was normal we would not have this conversation now would we?
17. 4:50 PM - luvur:
    and not showing any sympathy, lest you contaminate yourself.
18. 4:51 PM - Massgrav:
    This forum would be about day time tv and the wiki about jam or ham or something
19. 4:51 PM - Harpoons:
    you can never talk about jam and ham enough
20. 4:52 PM - Massgrav:
    true true
21. 4:52 PM - luvur:
    In a perfect world I'd have a 12 inch long cock and a Benz. doesn't mean i an hero cause i don't, doesn't mean we couldn't troll without weird fetishes and fandoms around.
22. 4:53 PM - Harpoons:
    one day I'll fill my shower with jam and ham and spend hours just writhing around in there
23. 4:54 PM - luvur:
    do it with joy, but don't film it and jam it in everyones face while screaming "DESUDESUDESU!"
24. 4:54 PM - Harpoons:
    one day
25. 4:54 PM - Massgrav:
    hahaha

 

If you have no soul, how could you not search for it? Fucking furries...

 

tl;dr

 

1. 7:54 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   all of south america is basically one thing
2. 7:54 PM - Die In A Fire:
   thats all they know
3. 7:54 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   mexico is also south america
4. 7:54 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   basically brown aztecs
5. 7:55 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   99% campasinos
6. 7:56 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   how many of your friends join the cartels?
7. 7:56 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   oh wait you're on ED, u have no friends
8. 8:03 PM - CallMeMaggot:
   that remark has double edge, PerpA...and I bet at least DIAF can fuck all she wants, lol
9. 8:04 PM - Die In A Fire:
   lol he's just trying to rustle peoples jimmies
10. 8:14 PM - CallMeMaggot:
    PerpA? nah, impossible
11. 8:16 PM - Die In A Fire:
    lol
12. 8:29 PM - Magnum:
    chill'd out and calmd down a bit.
13. 8:33 PM - Die In A Fire:
    ok
14. 8:54 PM - scumhook:
    G'day bastards
15. 8:58 PM - Magnum:
    Hi scumhook
16. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    Hey mag. I'm dunks so fon't expect too much
17. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    *durnk
18. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    fuck
19. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    *drunk
20. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    whateve
21. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    *r
22. 9:03 PM - scumhook:
    fuck
23. 9:23 PM - Magnum:
    I'm fcked up too
24. 9:29 PM - CallMeMaggot:
    haha, EDF at its best

 

1. :02 AM - oddguy:
   They are too nice.
2. 1:02 AM - swishy:
   no everyone has been nice in canada
3. 1:02 AM - skylerconcarne:
   
4. 1:02 AM - swishy:
   idk if this sandwich would be good to eat now...
5. 1:02 AM - Bass:
   fuck yeah skyler
6. 1:02 AM - oddguy:
   Vacation from what? you don't do anything.
7. 1:03 AM - Bass:
   was it sitting out or was it in the fridge?
8. 1:03 AM - oddguy:
   SKYLER!
9. 1:03 AM - skylerconcarne:
   OG!
10. 1:03 AM - swishy:
    it sat out
11. 1:03 AM - oddguy:
    We need you to have sex and be on the shoutbox at the same time!
12. 1:03 AM - Bass:
    trash it
13. 1:03 AM - swishy:
    my bf wants to have a vacation
14. 1:04 AM - swishy:
    free room and he's buying everything so why not
15. 1:04 AM - skylerconcarne:
    lol. I can do that.
16. 1:04 AM - oddguy:
    yay!
17. 1:04 AM - oddguy:
    today we had Magnum high on the shoutbox and Scumhook drunk on the shoutbox
18. 1:04 AM - skylerconcarne:
    You're lucky it's the weekend. That's when I'm a problem drinker.
19. 1:05 AM - oddguy:
    we just need someone to have sex on the shoutbox and we have a full set
20. 1:05 AM - oddguy:
    PARTYBOX!
21. 1:06 AM - swishy:
    okay i'm going on failbook to see how many distant family members are on it
22. 1:06 AM - skylerconcarne:
    It's gonna take a while. It's only noon here.
23. 1:08 AM - Bass:
    shit, that means it's 11, i have a tee time at 12:30
24. 1:08 AM - Bass:
    later gang
25. 1:09 AM - skylerconcarne:
    Later.

 

ok callmemaggot

 

1. 3:11 AM - skylerconcarne:
   You're a fucking bitch. I smell like gucci by gucci and E&J.
2. 3:12 AM - Magnum:
   My car smells like mildew, cigarette smoke and Axe body spray.
3. 3:12 AM - swishy:
   i enjoy the smell of strawberries over that shit
4. 3:12 AM - swishy:
   on the way back to fuck you
5. 3:12 AM - Magnum:
   And I smell like Axe and cigarette smoke.

 

1. 1:41 AM - Trixie:
   i agree... i'm old so i really don't go anywhere anyway
2. 11:41 AM - Bass:
   define "old"
3. 11:44 AM - Trixie:
   i'm in my 40's
4. 11:44 AM - Trixie:
   you are probably young
5. 11:44 AM - Trixie:
   and should be out & about with people your own age
6. 11:45 AM - Meepsheep:
   40s?
7. 11:45 AM - Bottom Feeder:
   webster' dictionary: above 45
8. 11:45 AM - Meepsheep:
   i thought you were in your 50s :<
9. 11:46 AM - Trixie:
   no.. 40's
10. 11:46 AM - Sugar Bombs:
    Today sucks.
11. 11:47 AM - Trixie:
    how old are you bass?
12. 11:47 AM - Trixie:
    meepsheep?
13. 11:47 AM - Bass:
    mid-20s
14. 11:47 AM - Bottom Feeder:
    thabt means 29
15. 11:47 AM - Trixie:
    see you are young!
16. 11:47 AM - Bass:
    26
17. 11:47 AM - Trixie:
    still that's young
18. 11:48 AM - Trixie:
    very good
19. 11:48 AM - Sugar Bombs:
    She's rubbing her palms together. "Very good.. yes..."
20. 11:48 AM - Bass:
    oh lawdy what are you up to, trixie?
21. 11:49 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    I want to eat your skin.
22. 11:50 AM - Murdoc esp:
    Lol you guys just go to a bar and meet people
23. 11:50 AM - Trixie:
    no i don't want to eat anyone's skin
24. 11:50 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    I have to kill everyone that saw that picutre
25. 11:51 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    AND I DONT WANT TO
26. 11:51 AM - Trixie:
    joe.. get me more of those topless pixs!!! get right on that!!! chop! chop!
27. 11:51 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    But I have to
28. 11:51 AM - Trixie:
    she couldn't find a potty pixs so she showed us that one
29. 11:52 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    God
30. 11:52 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    Fucking
31. 11:52 AM - Atomic_Joe:
    Damnit
32. 11:53 AM - Trixie:
    relax no one added to the yearbook thread... and beside there's you topless in the pool.... what is the big deal?
33. 11:53 AM - Bass:
    i did that last night, murdoc
34. 11:53 AM - Bass:
    i've spent the majority of the past few days driving so I'm taking advantage of lounging while I can
35. 11:55 AM - Sugar Bombs:
    Bars are fucking gay.
36. 11:55 AM - Trixie:
    where did you drive to & from?
37. 11:55 AM - Bass:
    houston to san antonio and back
38. 11:55 AM - Bass:
    apartment hunting
39. 11:55 AM - Trixie:
    and how did that go? and why do you have to move?
40. 11:56 AM - Bass:
    found a place and signed a lease; I'm moving for a new/better job
41. 11:56 AM - madh8r:
    lie^
42. 11:56 AM - Bass:
    why do you ask? wanna help me break the place in?
43. 11:57 AM - Bass:
    I don't lie, I just give vague answers, h8r
44. 11:58 AM - Trixie:
    that is great... congratulations
45. 11:59 AM - Bass:
    ty
46. 12:01 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    Texas sucks.
47. 12:03 PM - Bass:
    i thought so too until I moved out and couldn't wait to get back
48. 12:03 PM - Trixie:
    of curse it does sugar
49. 12:03 PM - Trixie:
    course
50. 12:04 PM - Trixie:
    couldn't pay me enough to move there
51. 12:04 PM - Bass:
    different strokes
52. 12:08 PM - Trixie:
    i love burback < ca
53. 12:08 PM - Trixie:
    it's my favorite place
54. 12:09 PM - madh8r:
    
55. 12:10 PM - Bass:
    haven't been to that part of CA yet but holy shit smiley orgy
56. 12:11 PM - Trixie:
    wow!
57. 12:13 PM - OMGCoolUsernameBro:
    
58. 12:14 PM - Bass:
    
59. 12:16 PM - Trixie:
    
60. 12:16 PM - Trixie:
    burn baby burn
61. 12:16 PM - Bass:
    disco inferno?
62. 12:16 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    I live in Texas.
63. 12:17 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    That's why I say it sucks.
64. 12:17 PM - Bass:
    which part?
65. 12:18 PM - Trixie:
    yes disco inferno!
66. 12:18 PM - Trixie:
    burn that muther down
67. 12:20 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    Panhandle area.
68. 12:20 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    The desert.
69. 12:20 PM - Trixie:
    i drove thru there once.....
70. 12:20 PM - Trixie:
    there were signs that said:
71. 12:20 PM - Trixie:
    do not drive into the smoke
72. 12:20 PM - Trixie:
    and
73. 12:20 PM - Trixie:
    tchhikers may be escaping inmates
74. 12:21 PM - Trixie:
    hitchhikers
75. 12:21 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    God loves free enterprise.

 

1. 8:41 PM - Bottom Feeder:
   naw im too lazy, the lulz will come back on its own
2. 8:44 PM - k-hate:
   let the lulz come to you
3. 8:45 PM - Bottom Feeder:
   exactly
4. 8:51 PM - TheBrickBalls:
   like a rapist in prison
5. 8:54 PM - LYNX:
   sugar bomb, i'm sorry for being rude yesterday
6. 9:00 PM - Magnum:
   The thread that @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy deleted was about me running Swishy's baby through a blender and drinking it, but turned into me flaming/trolling Swishy and contributing to her ban.
7. 9:01 PM - Magnum:
   Looks like she was unbanned.
8. 9:01 PM - skylerconcarne:
   swishy was banned?
9. 9:02 PM - skylerconcarne:
   I'm helplessly slow.
10. 9:03 PM - Magnum:
    For a while this afternoon. 6pm here and she's back.
11. 9:05 PM - MrGask:
    What? He deleted the thread?
12. 9:05 PM - skylerconcarne:
    I wonder how long she is going to linger around.
13. 9:06 PM - Magnum:
    Yes, @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy deleted it, and Squishy probably won't hang around. I'd love it if she posted that picture of a dude taking a shit on a naked baby that EmilyPlays was b& for.
14. 9:07 PM - Magnum:
    She would be IP-range banned, her internet provider would be notified and she would be v&. Her baby would be seized and made a ward of the state.
15. 9:07 PM - scumhook:
    lool mag
16. 9:08 PM - Magnum:
    I was a mod on a forum (not Das Republic) once and I did that minus the partyvan when someone posted a picture of underage bukkake.
17. 9:16 PM - OMGCoolUsernameBro:
    Apparently, Jessica Slaughter has a facebook..
18. 9:22 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    Lynx, you're cool man. I'm sorry for being drunk and stupid yesterday.
19. 9:22 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    
20. 9:23 PM - Sugar Bombs:
    Wait, no I'm not. It felt awesome.
21. 9:27 PM - LYNX:
    i forgive you, sugar bombs. i forgive you.
22. 9:27 PM - LYNX:
    i 4give u
23. 9:27 PM - Bottom Feeder:
    gay
24. 9:27 PM - Bottom Feeder:
    as
25. 9:27 PM - Bottom Feeder:
    hell

 

this place gets gayer by the day

 

'Squishy'

 

1. 10:49 PM - Rev Junco:
   GHuys
2. 10:49 PM - Rev Junco:
   Guys
3. 10:49 PM - Rev Junco:
   You know how you know you're a fucking winrar?
4. 10:49 PM - Trixie:
   cool
5. 10:49 PM - Trixie:
   hey rec
6. 10:49 PM - Trixie:
   how rev?
7. 10:50 PM - Rev Junco:
   When a girl sees your p3n0r and goes
8. 10:50 PM - Rev Junco:
   "Holy shit, that's HUGE"
9. 10:50 PM - Rev Junco:
   Like, biggest ego boost in world
10. 10:50 PM - Trixie:
    and this happened to you recently?
11. 10:50 PM - skylerconcarne:
    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
12. 10:51 PM - Trixie:
    sky is amused by this fact
13. 10:52 PM - skylerconcarne:
    I'm not saying you don't have a massive peen. I don't know shit. All I know for sure is that females LOVE lying.
14. 10:52 PM - Rev Junco:
    No, she's not lying
15. 10:52 PM - Rev Junco:
    She is just awful at estimating
16. 10:52 PM - Rev Junco:
    She thinks her boyfriend's cock is 13 inches
17. 10:53 PM - Trixie:
    so she has never seen one before....
18. 10:53 PM - Rev Junco:
    I'm a humble 6 inches
19. 10:53 PM - Rev Junco:
    But I got dat girth
20. 10:53 PM - Trixie:
    and if she has a BF then why is she looking @ your cock?
21. 10:53 PM - Rev Junco:
    She asked to see it :3
22. 10:54 PM - Rev Junco:
    And she's likely masturbating right now
23. 10:54 PM - Trixie:
    LOL!
24. 10:54 PM - Rev Junco:
    Trufax
25. 10:54 PM - Rev Junco:
    She likey.
26. 10:55 PM - uberfukken:
    hey junco how are u i see ur talking about your cock again
27. 10:55 PM - uberfukken:
    guess no news is good news
28. 10:55 PM - Rev Junco:
    Uber wants my cock
29. 10:55 PM - Rev Junco:
    But I can't give it to him
30. 10:55 PM - uberfukken:
    lol
31. 10:55 PM - Rev Junco:
    It's underage
32. 10:56 PM - uberfukken:
    you need to get laid
33. 10:56 PM - Trixie:
    he needs something
34. 10:57 PM - Rev Junco:
    Yes
35. 10:57 PM - Rev Junco:
    I do need to get laid
36. 10:58 PM - Trixie:
    for the first time?
37. 10:59 PM - Rev Junco:
    No, lol
38. 10:59 PM - Rev Junco:
    Dude, I just dug a chunk of skin out of my shoulder o.o
39. 11:01 PM - Trixie:
    ewwww
40. 11:01 PM - Rev Junco:
    I didn't even feel it...

 

You are a fucking hero

 

1. 1:01 AM - Sugar Bombs:
   Player 1, Player 2, and Player 3.
2. 1:02 AM - hkh:
   yeah i belive the next one i get is going to be with my twin sister
3. 1:02 AM - hkh:
   im getting twin a and she is getting twin b
4. 1:06 AM - Sugar Bombs:
   You were born first I'm guessing?
5. 1:07 AM - skylerconcarne:
   '
6. 1:07 AM - hkh:
   yess a minute older but she is alot taller
7. 1:08 AM - hkh:
   skyler <3
8. 1:09 AM - skylerconcarne:
   Hey hkh. Long time no talk.
9. 1:09 AM - Sugar Bombs:
   My left arm will be an homage to my parents and grandparents. They are all veterans, and part of the design is based on a propaganda poster I saw on Fallout 3.
10. 1:09 AM - skylerconcarne:
    <3
11. 1:09 AM - hkh:
    im leaving bye guys
12. 1:09 AM - Sugar Bombs:
    kbye
13. 1:09 AM - skylerconcarne:
    Yeah same here. Shame makes me sleepy.
14. 1:09 AM - hkh:
    oh skyler youre my lover
15. 1:10 AM - hkh:
    dont talk to these shady internet bitches
16. 1:10 AM - skylerconcarne:
    ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE SHOUTBOX. HKH AND I ARE LOVERS. DON'T TALK TO ME.
17. 1:10 AM - hkh:
    bad news
18. 1:10 AM - hkh:
    we are!
19. 1:11 AM - skylerconcarne:
    I know!
20. 1:11 AM - hkh:
    he could pick out my privates in a line up is what im saying
21. 1:11 AM - skylerconcarne:
    lmao... no comment...
22. 1:13 AM - skylerconcarne:
    Let's get out of here. It's the shoutbox, not a love box.
23. 1:14 AM - Sugar Bombs:
    I don't know how you could cheat on oddguy like that, skyler.
24. 1:15 AM - hkh:
    okay bye...lover..omg dont tell oddgu

 

wait wait

hkh plays Twinbee?

 

• 10:12 PM - oddguy:
  buttfuck asspoop
• 10:12 PM - Die In A Fire:
  fuckbutt poopass
• 10:12 PM - minty:
  fuckpoop buttass
• 10:12 PM - oddguy:
  assbutt poopfuck
• 10:13 PM - Die In A Fire:
  poopfuck assbutt
• 10:13 PM - minty:
  assfuck buttpoop
• 10:13 PM - oddguy:
  poopass fuckbutt
• 10:13 PM - Die In A Fire:
  kcufssa poopttub
• 10:13 PM - Ronny:
  stop asswipes
• 10:14 PM - Die In A Fire:
  sepiwssa pots
• 10:14 PM - minty:
  no
• 10:14 PM - minty:
  this is quality conversation

 

1. 9:16 PM - Akula:
   lol, I'd prefer to give when it comes to oral...
2. 9:16 PM - Bass:
   lol, good point
3. 9:17 PM - Bottom Feeder:
   indeed less teeth is a plus
4. 9:18 PM - Trixie:
   no... i'm not raging over that
5. 9:18 PM - Bottom Feeder:
   I thought this was about pussies
6. 9:18 PM - Bottom Feeder:
   gitit
7. 9:19 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
   if a bitch is using too much teeth, grab the pliers
8. 9:20 PM - Akula:
   ...teeth are a pro... I like them when I'm frenching
9. 9:21 PM - Bass:
   you're a freak
10. 9:21 PM - Bass:
    using teeth is bad, mmkay
11. 9:21 PM - Bottom Feeder:
    they can french ur dick
12. 9:21 PM - Akula:
    I'm strange...
13. 9:21 PM - Akula:
    ew
14. 9:22 PM - Bass:
    
15. 9:22 PM - Bottom Feeder:
    you are so fucking lucky the shoutbox doesnt get archived
16. 9:22 PM - Akula:
    
17. 9:22 PM - Akula:
    Me? lol, yeah
18. 9:23 PM - skylerconcarne:
    Blowjobs are pretty cool. It's in my top 2 favorite things.
19. 9:24 PM - Trixie:
    you must wrap your lips over your teeth
20. 9:24 PM - Akula:
    I prefer friction, so blowjobs, ew
21. 9:25 PM - Trixie:
    you get firction... you jsut don't get bit
22. 9:25 PM - Trixie:
    akula the minute some girl put her lips on your cock... you will go crazy
23. 9:25 PM - Bass:
    
24. 9:25 PM - Akula:
    
25. 9:25 PM - Akula:
    Yeah, that's never going to happen. Ever. Neither with a guy.

 

1. 9:26 PM - Trixie:
   oh it will happen........
2. 9:26 PM - Trixie:
   of course not with a guy
3. 9:26 PM - Trixie:
   duh
4. 9:26 PM - Trixie:
   and when it does happen you will think you're in heaven
5. 9:27 PM - Kenneth:
   what are you even on about
6. 9:27 PM - Trixie:
   trying to get this kid to like blows jobs
7. 9:27 PM - Kenneth:
   fromguys
8. 9:27 PM - Kenneth:
   :L
9. 9:27 PM - Trixie:
   kenneth... you're a dude..........
10. 9:27 PM - Trixie:
    no.... not from guys... that would be icky if you don't like guys
11. 9:28 PM - Kenneth:
    no ... my record on this site repeatedly shows that i lie about everything
12. 9:28 PM - Trixie:
    akula will not let a girl's lips near his junk
13. 1. 9:28 PM - Kenneth: to guys
    2. 1. 9:29 PM - Akula:
          nether lips, yes
       2. 9:29 PM - Akula:
          no.
       1. 9:29 PM - Bass:
          oh god you're celibate, aren't you?
       2. 9:29 PM - Kenneth:
          what if she wore a gorilla map?
       3. 9:29 PM - Bottom Feeder:
          it gets better. lol
       4. 9:30 PM - Kenneth:
          *mask
       5. 9:30 PM - Kenneth:
          and lol , type gorilla map into google
       6. 9:30 PM - Akula:
          no. I just don't like the idea of oral.
       7. 9:30 PM - Akula:
          maybe, kenneth
       8. 1. and lol , type gorilla map into google
          2. 9:30 PM - Akula:
             no. I just don't like the idea of oral.
          3. 9:30 PM - Akula:
             maybe, kenneth
          4. 9:30 PM - Akula:
             that would kill the boner though
          5. 9:31 PM - Kenneth:
             its just anal but backwards
          6. 9:31 PM - Bottom Feeder:
             what if it was a guy mask
          7. 9:31 PM - Kenneth:
             both are full of shit
          8. 9:31 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
             the best feeling is the blumpkin
          9. 9:31 PM - Akula:
             I don't want some girl putting her mouth on a tool I use everyday to piss, fap, sweat, etc
          10. 9:31 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
              any woman who won't give you a blumpkin doesn't care about you
          11. 9:31 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
              akula your is cleaner than your hands
          12. 9:31 PM - Bass:
              oh akula, you're so naive
          13. 9:32 PM - Bottom Feeder:
              Isnt it called lumpking?
          14. 9:32 PM - Kenneth:
              i don't get it? she is cleaning it for you
          15. 9:32 PM - Trixie:
              what is a blumpkin?
          16. 9:32 PM - Akula:
              no...
          17. 9:32 PM - Bass:
              *bumpkin
          18. 1. 9:32 PM - Trixie:
                 whatever it is....... what *IS* it?
              2. 9:32 PM - Bass:
                 it's when a guy takes a shit on your chest as you're blowing him
              3. 9:33 PM - Bottom Feeder:
                 taking a dump while gettin a bj
              4. 9:33 PM - Bottom Feeder:
                 in the chest?
              5. 9:33 PM - Kenneth:
                 does that appeal to the moral filled akula
              6. 9:33 PM - Akula:
                 that's like getting anal while having a bj
              7. 9:33 PM - Bottom Feeder:
                 on*
              8. 9:33 PM - Trixie:
                 ewwwwww..... no
              9. 9:33 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
                 yeah a blumpkin is blowjob while you taking a shit
              10. 9:33 PM - Bottom Feeder:
                  but no on the chest
              11. 9:34 PM - Trixie:
                  no.
              12. 9:34 PM - Akula:
                  I'm not very moral...
              13. 9:34 PM - PerpetuallyAroused:
                  the ultra blumpkin is when you are playing a videogame while shitting and getting the blowjob
              14. 9:34 PM - Lyle:
                  That's nayasty
              15. 9:34 PM - Bottom Feeder:
                  you need a psp for that
              16. 9:34 PM - Trixie:
                  anyone takes a dump on me for any reason with get my fist in their teeth
              17. 9:34 PM - Kenneth:
                  so you want to get rimmed while giving someone a blow job?
              18. 9:34 PM - Trixie:
                  or nose....
       but a guys?

 

I'm in way too many of these. I need to shoutbox less.

 

I am too.

 

This thread seems quite popular now. I think that's a testament to how shitty the the shitbox really is.

 

obviously it's because @Akula is a quality poster

 

I think posting on the shitbox should count towards post count, but no likes. That way all these shitshouters can be recognized for their outstanding contributions.

 

Okay, but only if the same rules apply to IRC chat. Every line of text adds to your post count.

100,000 shitposts later in 2 weeks...

 

Implying more than a small percent of people on IRC use the forums more than once a more a week to give enough shits.

 

Only IRC fags have NOTHING to do with the forums, they can just fuck off, as nobody here gives two shits about them or what they do there.

 

Exactly. Which is why bringing up IRC in conversation about the shitbox is pointless. IRC is in no way inherent to the forums.

 

You missed the point entirely, which is that submitting a line of text into a chatroom is very different from creating a forum post. Maybe you don't understand this because you are a complete shit poster.

Logging shoutbox messages as forum posts will give some people 5 digit post counts within a months time.

 

those irc fags that have nothing to do with the forums are half the mods and all the admins

 

Nne.Cares. Shit box is shit and so are you for even looking at it.

Post counts are lame and caring about them is lame. Go write up a decent thread or article and stop shitting in boxes, faggo's.