Should I run for republican office

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by lulzbomb, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. lulzbomb

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    Shit I just Choked on a pretzel.
     
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    Well, I shall put it this way: Do you think you should, and why?
     
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    Well lets be real my thought processed is on par with the average GOP candidate. Except for the fact that I am pro regulation ,and pro abortion ,and pro drug legalization . The plus is I like war (makes for really exciting news coverage ),and and hate gays (disregard that I suck cocks) . If Big business is willing to play fair though I will give tax incentives that will counteract what they lost from the regulations (Its the least I could do after taxing them like normal people ).
     
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    Oh god yes, I will campaign, vote and kill to aid you in this endeavor. A furry GOP fuck scandal would be a riot.
     
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    Your answer was definitely overcomplicated enough. Yes, you should give it a go if you ever get a chance.
     
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    I still have a few years till I am even eligible . Perhaps I should Join opus dei. That looks good for a candidate The GOP liek the religious .
     
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  8. lulzbomb

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    LOL. What should the slogan be? remember the average American only has the attention span of 3 to 4 words.
     
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    LULZBOMB= Dutch for Jesus.

    While the others want to raise your taxes and rape your dogs,
    Lulzbomb has been a will always be for tax reform.
     
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    Have you ever kick-fucked a girl with cerebral palsy? If so, yes.

    If not, forget it.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    If pretzel is a euphemism for penis then yes. If not then no.
     
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    That's called Libertarian numnuts.

    It depends on the area you live in, is it liberal/moderate/conservative? Go with the flow, if you can't, go Carpetbag were people will vote for you. In your case that would be around sanitoriums and high prisoner populations.
     
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    WRONG, BITCH.

    1) Pro-Regulation
    2) Pro-Abortion
    3) Pro-Legalization

    2 out of 3 of his stances are the direct opposite of libertarianism. He is a pro-drug fascist.
     
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    Libertarians are pro-abortion. Whether they're personally against it is irrelevant since they think people should decide for themselves. (What a maddening concept.)
     
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    That depends on who you ask. The constitution is very clear about protecting human life, and there's a vast amount of people who believe life starts at conception. It's an ongoing debate, but the majority are pro-life.
     
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    I don't think you know much about libertarians or libertarianism.
     
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    [The Member Formerly Known As Baya] typical americans [/The Member Formerly Known As Baya]
     
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    LOL, no.

    I'm not retarded enough to decide when life starts. Nobody made me God. Nobody made me Mother Nature.

    I'm against abortion insofar as it reduces the number of my fellow tribesmen and leaves me vulnerable.
     
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    Looks to me like your knowledge on the subject came from a Ron Paul rally. gtfo.
     
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    well if you're going to be such a smarty pants on the subject then you have to realise that any reasonable definition of life includes sperm pre conception. And nobody cares about that.

    So unless you are retarded it's probably worth considering what was actually ment before spouting semantic bullshit about the definition of life.
     
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    Of course .
     
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    I can not confirm or deny your allegations.
     
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    Well this is all the more reason to push for my pro abortion agenda .
     
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    What is your stance on guns, beer, and cigarettes?
     
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    Pro across the board.
     
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    The best thread I have ever started .
     
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    That means you like black people and the poor. Not exactly republican behavior, lol
     
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    Well I am a red neck ,and dabble in all three. Why would I deprive Americans from guns ,and beer ,and tobacco . Also as a republican I would likely get campaign contributions from all the named industries .
    Not to mention the major war contracting companies :Black water (Xe) , Dyncorp , That one that Dick Chaney owns ,ect.
     
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    I can tell you, it's a rollercoaster of fun