Should I get a dog or a cat?

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  1. Dog

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  1. Emily

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    Should I go for fluffiness or a trustworthy friend
     
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    Don't get either. God knows one day they're going to wake up with their tails and ears cut, elongated nose, and a pocket pussy shoved up their ass. Do what you do to yourself, but leave God's creatures out of it. There's no room for you on the ark.
     
  3. Tom

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    Cat
     
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    You really don't seem capable of looking after yourself, let alone an animal.
     
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    Or maybe a goldfish?
     
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    start with a plant...
    if you don't kill that in a yr, move up to a goldfish...
    next step- hamster... they last about 3 yrs or so...
    then maybe, you'll be ready for a cat or dog.
     
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    I voted dog, but now that I think about it you might not be capable of that. Start off with a goldfish, or maybe even some Sea Monkeys.
     
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    Why not see how you get on with one of these first before you risk an actual animal.
     
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    Get a white cat, name it Liebknecht, buy it a hat and a vest.

    Edit: I was describing my old cat. ;_; It died.
     
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    i would say dog.
    They are really friendly,
    They lick behind your ears
    They love being patted
    They have inflatable dicks that are capable of landing on the moon.
    They wag their tails when happy
    They love games.
    Some of them have those cool pointed ears.
    Also being li ked by a dog doesn't cause your skin to become itchy and red after being licked repeatedly, cat tongues are like fucking sandpaper man.

    Cat's are good too, the fact that they tend to bury their shit so nobody has to pick it up is neat.
     
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    Awww, it's adorable.
     
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    And hard to kill by accident.
     
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    Although if you threw it at someone's head very hard it might kill them.

    Jews used to kill infidels with pet rocks.
     
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    Hard to kill, period.
     
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    Get a dog. Cats are the shittiest pets in the world.
     
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    To quote the Doctor "You can't kill a stone"
     
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    Exactly. They shit all over everything. Dogs only shit outside.
     
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    EDIT: this was supposed to go in the shit music thread.
     
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    I vote cat, Dogs are foul.
     
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    Most cats will shit where they're supposed to, in their litter box. I've known dogs that shit everywhere. I've known dogs that just shit in their "corner", but still inside. And even the ones who go outside still mostly depend on you to let them out. Then you have to walk them and bathe them regularly? Fuck that, that's too much trouble. Cats are much more clean and independent. But I guess if you like having someone relying on you for everything, sure, get a dog.

    Also: cats don't drool and slobber all over you. I fucking hate drool from dogs.
     
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    I think I'm gonna get myself a gf, they are nice to pet.
     
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    Too late
     
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    Good luck finding someone who likes 15 year old trannies without leaving your parent's basement.
     
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    Not that hard.
     
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    that's the biggest drawback for having cats is the litter box....
    it's a really PITA to clean out... changing the litter, washing the box, scooping every day.

    cat need to be bathed when they get fleas.
    most cats are not cooperative.

    i can bathe my cats since i have been doing it since they were kittens &
    do not use a water spray to punished them.
    sometimes, they get a bit dander-y or smell like corn chips... which is unpleasant.

    i use compressed air to punish them...
    they don't like the "HISS" sound & the blast of air in the butt gets their attention.

    i used to have a dog too....
    they are work too.
     
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    Get a tortoise, they have all the attraction of a pet rock and its alive costing you money!