Should I Buy This Cadillac?

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  1. Andria Kilgore

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    http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/2806616431.html

    My car is slowly dying (the dashboard lights, dome light and heater/defroster have recently stopped working), and this Cadillac really looks appealing to me. I could get the brake pads and master cylinder that are needed done myself.
     
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    only niggers drive caddies.
     
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    I knew someone was going to say that. Maybe I should look for something else then?
     
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    get one with those hydraulics
     
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    Who cares about a faggy, stupid car. Give me the money so I can buy a lot of drugs. Like a starving African that you adopt, I'll periodically send you photos and handwritten notes from me, detailing my status. On top of the odd note here and there, I'll also send you various packets containing body fluids from me, wet naps that I took from a KFC to wipe down the inside of a AID whore's cunt (then you can have 50/50 "safe roulette" sex.) I'll give you a wooden tiki. I'll give you a handful of shit from my pocket. You give me your cash. Do it, stupid.
     
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    Looks like it's slow and handles like crap :-(
     
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    My current car is the same way. You are used to an MGB GT.
     
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    I could use it while pimping @Drmusic2010
     
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    If you'd really enjoy it, I'd dare say go for it.
     
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    I'd go check it out first though. Even though it's in dry and arid Arizona, it might still have those rotten rusty spots that turn an easy restoration project into a nightmare.
     
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    I like it, called the owner and will be seeing it tomorrow morning. If I buy it I'll probably do the brake work and leave it at that, it's a lot less needy than my Dodge Magnum is. (I'll be donating the Magnum to charity hoping some sucker will buy it, after I remove the stereo and speakers, it will also be removed from my sig)
     
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    Went to look at it, it wasn't as described. I'm looking at older full-size Chevy vans now, the perfect vehicle for trolling IRL, and inexpensive too.
     
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    Holy shit, that's a bargain.

    Which means something's wrong with it.
     
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    In this case, the fuel injection system computer was fucked up, the whole front brake assembly on both sides plus hoses and the power-brake booster need to be replaced, and it has a theft-recovery brand on the title. I just put new lightbulbs into the dash and dome light on the Dodge and said fuck it about the heater, since this is Arizona and it's starting to get warm again.
     
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    yes. get a camaro. the perfect muderers car.
     
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    Sounds great.
     
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    that's the '91 version. look at it. it's got"I'm here to kill you" written all over it!