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    fucking retard looks so proud like if was some kind of great achievement

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    Mr Paczkowski said a burning sensation on his ear soon made him realise his mistake.

    There we have an steady yet unhurried man.
     
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    look at the proud in his face
     
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    fake or not, i know a polish guy who toasted his hand on a clothing iron last month. enough to where it needed serious bandaging. i'm sure shit like this happens in poland every week, they're some straight up dumb motherfuckers.
     
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    lol yeah checked and found several sources but all of them are unfunny and with a lot of forced humor

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...urns-face-picking-iron-went-answer-phone.html

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/8076807/Man-mistakes-hot-iron-for-phone

    http://now.msn.com/tomas-paczkowski-polish-man-burns-face-while-ironing
     
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    he is polish; i have nothing more to add.

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    is that a common behavior in Europe?
     
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    it's pretty common in poland, yes
     
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    loool i poland telephones look like irons so its quite common
     
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    when i was a kid i tried to set my hand on fire to see if skin is flammable
     
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    This man is clearly a victim of spousal abuse.
     
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    lol Timi Yuro looks like @Sugar Bombs
     
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    He uses them for flushing toilets.
     
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    Comunism is in an all time low indeed
     
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    How is this news? Who cares?
    Newspapers would be hundreds of pages long if they reported every time a dumbass did a dumbass thing.
     
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    its news but irrelevant idiotic news, they appear on the last pages of diaries with dubious reputation or in their websites almost hidden
     
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    On the plus side, his face is remarkably wrinkle free.
     
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    At least he didn't press the iron against his junk. Also, if anyone finds a picture of someone putting an iron on their junk (preferably a .gif), post it here.
     
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    youre just jealz cuz we[re awesomer than u , plus our girls dont look like pale fat greasy slags

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    oh and our hooligans will fuck up your hooligans

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    lol regardless if it's polishing, delivery, taxi, anything - who the hell would name their business COCK?
     
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