Shiv Making

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Likeicare, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. Likeicare

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    Make your own shiv and post pics + say what you made it with

    Be realistic, people can't make proper knives in prison

    1.2mm steel, bubble wrap and masking tape

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  2. ViolentlyMasticates

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    If I ever end up in jail, I'll just pull a Beecher and sharpen my nails into razors.
     
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    When I was a kid I spent a few weeks sharpening my big toe nail to stab a friend of mine with when he pissed me off. It broke off after one good kick but he bled a lot and I loled.
     
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  4. oddguy

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    You can make a pretty sharp knife by melting cigarette butts.
     
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    Too bad there's no more smoking in prison. Fucking fascists.
     
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    don't think that's true yo
    I know over here they remove the butts in military jail for this reason
     
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    Yes it is. Very few prisons in very few states allow smoking anymore, and none of the federal ones anywhere.
     
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    nope
    just checked
    most prisons still allow it altogether or restrict it to the outdoor area
     
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    K. So when you say "most" prisons you mean ones that A) Aren't federal, and B) are in a state that isn't Arkansas, Minnesota, Oregon, Colorado, Mississippi, South Carolina, Georgia, Nebraska, South Dakota, Idaho, Nevada, Vermont, Kansas, North Carolina, Virginia, Massachusetts, Ohio, Wyoming, Michigan, or Oklahoma. Utah is only allowed smokeless, so that's 21 states who's state facilities don't allow it. With federalies, that's well over half the prisons in the USA not allowing smoking. The rest are on the way.
     
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    24 state ban smoking inside
    4 ban it outright
     
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    Cook County Jail prohibits smoking but nobody told the guards.
     
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    I went to a pawn shop today called Finkelstein's, and the slumped over, hooked nose stereotype who cashed my check was still less Jewish than you.
     
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    I didnt make this thread, ignore the op
     
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    You realise that was completely retarded, right?
     
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    what were you fucking thinking before making this thread fcs