Shitty superhuman abilties!

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  1. $$Trooper

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    What do you think would be a shitty Superhuman ability?
    here is some i made earlier for the more dense members of the forum.

    The superhuman ability to lose control of your bowels in any tense situation.
    The superhuman ability to turn into a mobile blowjob machine (user friendly!)
    The superhuman ability to make cats horny (towards you)
    The superhuman ability to cum spiders.
     
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    cumming spiders is pretty awesome but the rest arent superhuman.
     
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    i'd possibly see it as a good thing if you could use it to murder prostitutes via deadly spiders in the cervix
     
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    Sounds like something Christian Warrior would think of lol
     
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    except you'd have to remove the sex part.
    now it just sounds creepy
     
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    Haha yeah. He's against anything pleasurable.
     
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    -The power to shoot high volumes of ear wax out of your ears.
    -The power to swallow eggs whole.
    -The ability to fly at extremely SLOW speeds.
    -The ability to arouse the elderly.
    -The AMAZING power to make dogs shit on command.
     
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    3 of 4, I'm clearly superhuman

    not-so-super-6.
     
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    The power to regenerate one's arse whenever it gets chewed.
    The power to create furfags.
    To possess the power which does nothing.
     
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    The power not to poop for weeks at a time.
     
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    The power of two stomachs.

    You will eat twice as much,
    get just as fat,
    have huge shits,
    and double the amount of vomit you throw up.

    How's that for a shitty super power?
     
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    The ability to turn into a human.
    The ability to have no superpowers.
     
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    the ability to drunkenly fall down stairs and not hurt yourself