Shitting away my time at happy wheels

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Helix, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. Helix

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    I don't understand why so many people jizz in their pants over this game, even if it is addicting. I guess it's not every day you can be dragged by your bicycle with your small intestine hanging out and wrapped around a small child.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    I played some of the levels.
    Obviously popular with hyperactive 13 year olds and sex offenders.

    "OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT GORE. OMGOMGOMGOMG I'M CUMMING"
     
  3. MrGask

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    Sitt ing through that add better be fucking worth it.

    Oh I thought it was called wheelman.
     
  4. Dungeon Roamer

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    I enjoy losing my child in various ways, then finding him and running him over. Or using him to break my fatal fall, thus covering him in my blood and precious organs.
     
  5. HimeTakamura

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    It's a pretty good game, other than all the "LOLOLOLOL KILL JUSTIN BEIBER LOLOLOLOL I'M SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL"
     
  6. Vyktor

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    SHUT UP BILLY, I'M GONNA PEDAL US OUT OF HERE! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!1