Shittiest games you've played

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  1. Sadfleck

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    AVP2 wasn't bad either at the time. The campaigns were varied and pretty fun. Multiplayer was hit or miss though.
     
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    Best is Major Schaefer is Arnold's character from Predator. In the Predator comics he has a blonde flat-top for some reason.
     
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    I don't remember it much, but the alien and predator 'campaigns' were good, Predators had this fucking generator thing and Aliens starting as a face hugger.
    I just wish the "runner" phase was a little bit longer.. :D
     
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    They ended up going out of business in 2012 so probably a bad idea.

    Bonus lulz: their game engine was called G.O.D.S
     
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    I tried this VR driving game the other day... the graphics seemed wicked outdated.

     
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    Every cover shooter from that time cover shooters were fucking everywhere was boring as shit. Gears of War was only fun for the couch co-op. But gameplay wise they're just glorified whack-a-moles.

    The Order 1886 is probably the most fucked up example of them all, it's a fucking joke.

    And Vanquish being the only exception, man that game was fucking fun.

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    Here I shall present to you the original Mighty No. 9.
     
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    You fucking bastard. NightCry was alright.
     
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    It was great considering its budgetary limitations.
     
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    Holy shit even the cover art is a clusterfuck.
     
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    this piece of shit

     
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    any mmo made in the last five years have been mostly trash with a shiny wrapper around them. nothing but cookie cutter classes and shitty combat with microtransactions.

    no depth or replayability at all.

    edit:also most of the warhammer 40k games, especially DoW3, fuck you relic.

    eternal crusade was kind of trash but they decided to fix the game.. sorta.
     
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    Most VR games are shit... Their only gimmick is "here, do this thing you do regularly, but in VR and clunky/half responsive"...

    Hey, if grasping items and throwing them around the room constitutes a 'game' for you, that's allright, but it would be better if you spent it on a set of keys and jiggle them in your face for two hours. It would be a way better investment and, let's face it, no VR game is interesting past 2 hours.

    The good use for VR is the VR Porn.
     
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    I don't even play games, the content in the post was a joke you fucking dumb cunt... :picard:
     
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    Your life is a joke.

    What do you do in your free time?
     
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    Turned on my Wii U yesterday for the first time in like 4 years and tried some eShop indie game I got back then called Kung Fu Rabbit.

    The physics are incomprehensibly bad. Movement feels like you're on a cloud, and you seem to accelerate in the middle of a jump before falling back down. Also, the game looks bland as fuck. It feels like it was made in Game Maker (or some shittier drag-and-drop game creation software) in 2 days.
     
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    LOL Wii
     
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