Shittiest games you've played

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    AVP2 wasn't bad either at the time. The campaigns were varied and pretty fun. Multiplayer was hit or miss though.
     
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    Best is Major Schaefer is Arnold's character from Predator. In the Predator comics he has a blonde flat-top for some reason.
     
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    I don't remember it much, but the alien and predator 'campaigns' were good, Predators had this fucking generator thing and Aliens starting as a face hugger.
    I just wish the "runner" phase was a little bit longer.. :D
     
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    They ended up going out of business in 2012 so probably a bad idea.

    Bonus lulz: their game engine was called G.O.D.S
     
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    I tried this VR driving game the other day... the graphics seemed wicked outdated.

     
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    Every cover shooter from that time cover shooters were fucking everywhere was boring as shit. Gears of War was only fun for the couch co-op. But gameplay wise they're just glorified whack-a-moles.

    The Order 1886 is probably the most fucked up example of them all, it's a fucking joke.

    And Vanquish being the only exception, man that game was fucking fun.

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    You fucking bastard. NightCry was alright.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    It was great considering its budgetary limitations.
     
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    Holy shit even the cover art is a clusterfuck.
     
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    this piece of shit

     
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    any mmo made in the last five years have been mostly trash with a shiny wrapper around them. nothing but cookie cutter classes and shitty combat with microtransactions.

    no depth or replayability at all.

    edit:also most of the warhammer 40k games, especially DoW3, fuck you relic.

    eternal crusade was kind of trash but they decided to fix the game.. sorta.
     
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    Most VR games are shit... Their only gimmick is "here, do this thing you do regularly, but in VR and clunky/half responsive"...

    Hey, if grasping items and throwing them around the room constitutes a 'game' for you, that's allright, but it would be better if you spent it on a set of keys and jiggle them in your face for two hours. It would be a way better investment and, let's face it, no VR game is interesting past 2 hours.

    The good use for VR is the VR Porn.
     
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    I don't even play games, the content in the post was a joke you fucking dumb cunt... :picard:
     
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    Your life is a joke.

    What do you do in your free time?
     
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    Turned on my Wii U yesterday for the first time in like 4 years and tried some eShop indie game I got back then called Kung Fu Rabbit.

    The physics are incomprehensibly bad. Movement feels like you're on a cloud, and you seem to accelerate in the middle of a jump before falling back down. Also, the game looks bland as fuck. It feels like it was made in Game Maker (or some shittier drag-and-drop game creation software) in 2 days.
     
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    LOL Wii
     
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    oh yeah i just remembered super monkey ball adventure exists

    i spent like 5 hours trying to find some eggs for some guy and just went "fuck this gay shit" and turned on squirrel boy
     
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    The wii remote looks like a DILDO
     
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    I actually have the game for the PS2. I bought it for the sole reason that it was an adventure game instead of the typical puzzle one. What I hate about it is that it's like they designed the worlds for a game that didn't use monkey ball physics rather than designing worlds that complimented the gameplay. Complete nightmare, especially in the steampunk looking world.

    Then there's the loading areas, what the actual fuck. What is the purpose of spinning that weird ass key ten times?! There's no way the next area takes that long to load. Just have a regular loading screen ffs.
     
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    I've been playing Hallway Fantasy XIII

    It's just as terrible as I remember
     
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    This but unironically

    Like it's been the same game since 1996. Every new iteration is the same shit just with better graphics and new pokemon. Obviously this is excusable considering it's a children's game, and each new game is aimed at the 8-13 crowd who probably haven't played all of the older ones. If you're an adult and play every new one that comes out, your enjoyment of repetition and clinging to your childhood is definitely indicative of autism and you should get checked.
     
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    NFS Hot Pursuit (2010)

    Short as hell and free roam is terrible
     
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    I think I'll add Lobotomy Corporation to the list. The idea is nice, but the game is basically just; have employee do task... Wait for the task to complete. Repeat. And then everyone dies. Great! D-! Now the next level you have only Tier I employees.

    It's meant to be a parody of SCP, but most of it's 'parody SCPs' are boring to read about and generally uninspired. It was only when a wending machine killed my entire department that I quit and never touched it again. (How can one be left alone in a room with a vending machine for 2 minutes and die?)
     
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    Draconian. But effective way to keep labor costs down.