Shittiest games you've played

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    i should get to playing that i already have the PS1 discs lol thanks for reminding me

    then i can give my 2 69 cents
     
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    Never liked any of them. All those third-person adventure/exploration/sneaking around games are the same to me. Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, they all suck.
     
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    im playing agents of mayhem right now and its not great.

    its confusing how far of a backward slope its on from saints row.

    so far every single mission has been basically the same thing.
     
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    • Mystery Quest on the NES. Confusing shit, terrible controls, weird short looping soundtrack, pretty much all the bad parts of the 8-bit era in one package with a whiny protagonist. Surprisingly, don't think James Rolfe reviewed this yet and I can verify so, having recently rewatched his series.
    • Sonic Generations 3DS. Unpopular opinion, but it's worse than Sonic Boom: RoL and 2006. Amazingly, I never thought a 2D type of Sonic game can be fucked up badly. The level design just sucks dick--for being lazily designed, and there's almost no differences in using Classic or Modern, when Classic forcingly learns homing attack... almost nullifying the difference in the 2D Sonic gameplay between styles.
    • Anything THQ produces. One of those companies that makes shitty licensed games, kind of like what LJN did. Never liked them as a kid, and still do not now.
    • Most of the indie games. I mean I guess some are pretty good games, but there's a bit of extreme repetitiveness there, like if you were to grab something from a bag of indies. Good chance you might find one of the following: artsy crap, death spikes, jumpscare simulator, overgloried clone of an 80s/90s game, edgy storyline, furry/weeb dating sim, weird RPG, Shovel Knight's penis, etc. Well okay aside from that, I think the worst part about indie is mostly just how the creators are pretty much full of themselves.
    • Most AAA games, actually. Sick of companies producing countless sequels of literary the same game. Granted, there are some who do make good sequels, but it can be yeah... ugh.
    I could just say most games suck, but it's hard to really think of specifics on the top of my head.
     
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    Alien: Colonial Marines. I don't know how you can fuck up a licensed Alien shooter, but Gearbox managed.
     
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    Mario cart. seriously its not a cult classic its fucking gay.
     
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    Que triste :(
     
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    That shit's common knowledge. Why the fuck do you keep buying/playing those games?
     
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    I got one more.

    Ninja Bread Man
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    I was a kid at the time and I fell for the backside of the case detailing how it was a fun platforming adventure. I wasn't aware of the scam that Data Design Interactive were pulling. For those not in the know, the company's plan was to get the largest share of the Wii third party market as possible. What they did was make as many games as possible using the same flawed engine and reskin their games in the shortest amount of time. They ended up releasing around 30 games in 3 years.

    Every game was exactly the same except in visuals. Same poor controls, same generic stock music, same gameplay, same level design, same everything.
     
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    That's a brilliant idea...
     
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    Yeah you are insane.

    1) Wrestlemania 2000 was made by THQ and is one of the greatest games ever.

    2) Indie games are the reason video games aren't a dead medium since AAA titles are mostly hot garbage released in early access form now.

    Do you even like video games?
     
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    This attitude is why we never will have Pez 2.

    Also Half Life 2. The environment was allright, but the characters were shitty and, if you miss less than 9/10 bullets on medium and lower, the game is cakewalk...
     
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    Dishonored is a very good sneaky game, more in vain of the old thief games than the newest thief game. But it's a 1st person game.
    The blur, right? Also Tequila. :oops: *Shivers*
     
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    Don't diddle kids. Don't do it to you an aspersion
     
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    Colonial Marines is why fanfic shouldn't become lore.
     
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    Every single FPS that has Xenomorphs is shit. Every. Single. One.
     
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    I liked the first AVP. Mostly due to the brutal difficulty... memorizing these labyrinths was a horror, tho. :D
     
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    To be fair, if I too lacked the sense to listen to reviews and not buy/play every terrible game in sight, I wouldn't like games either.
     
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    You should check out Alien Trilogy 1996 then.
     
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    Haha, i remember that one, it was on Sega Saturn, right? I vaguely remember the game being from 80% made of ventilation shafts.. :D
    Plenty of these games sucked tho, you're right. How was that adventure with Ripley's daughter, the Isolation, or what was it? Never played that one.
     
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    I've seen a few playthroughs. Buggy as fuck.
     
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    Oh. :( Seemed promising at first.
     
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    AVP is best Alien game
     
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    They might've patched it all? I haven't bothered to check.
     
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    Fuck yes, a lot of great games on this engine!
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