Shittiest games you've played

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    Jazzpunk: Got this on humble bundle like 3-4 years ago. Boring and unfunny af

    M&Ms Kart Racing (DS): I played this once for 10-20 minutes before shutting it off. Graphics and sound are so undeveloped it unintentionally gives off Half-Life 1's barren vibe. Gameplay is generic as shit.

    Garfield's Nightmare: Mario World clone with shit collision detection and the view too zoomed in. Plot's also fucking nonsensical (supposed to fix your IRL alarm clock by collecting pieces within your dreams wut even as a kid I thought that was retarded)

    Carnival Games (Wii): The definition of "shovelware."

    That's what I remember atm
     
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    Oh man, if we are talking so bad its good I would have to put Raw Danger for the PS2 on that list.
    Created by Irem, you play as a terribly localized cast of characters as they struggle to survive a city facing flood. Despite the fact that it resembles a Japanese city in every single way imaginable but the localization team figured if you dyed everyones hair blonde, give them blue contact lenses and rename the Kogawa River into the Hudson River and its American. ah the voice acting cracks me up as well.

    i guess this dont belong here, after all it was so shitty i liked it

    original japanese and localized trailers



     
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    Haven't played it in years but Big Mutha Truckers always used to make me laugh in a derivative way. Don't know about now.
     
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    The worst game I ever played was Brink. I remember it being hyped up and a trailer showing it to be a borderlands type game with parkour but it was not that at all. It was a game that's campaign was just multiplayer type objectives (capture something, defend objective, plants bomb, etc) , but for singleplayer and co-op.
     
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    Monopoly with family. That shit turns into murder.

    But for PC/Console i dont know. I guess i'd say Fallout New Vegas since its such a great game but the bugs that make it close to unplayable are tearing me apart, Lisa!

    Battlefield 1 was also a giant dud. I even bought premium as a last ditch attempt to make it fun. Didnt work.

    But as for a game i bought and was really dissapointed in would have to Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance 2.
    The first one was shit too, but it had a sort of bonus map at the end called The Gauntlet which was great, but overall it sucked. No fucking idea why i bought the 2nd one, but boy was it bad.
     
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    This piece of shit.

    dmntion.
     
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    codemasters is a dead giveaway :D
     
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    Curious George on the Gamecube also sucked ass
    12 years later I still associate Carvel with the one truck you're supposed to jump on right after the checkpoint in the traffic level
     
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    i tried playing this game once...
     
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    Wtf are you serious?




    Mario World was worse :rage:
     
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    lol no ofc I'm not serious.

    You, however, are high on crack if you think Mario World sucked.
     
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    I recognized you weren't being serious, and was not being serious in return. ofc Mario World is a great game workplace training video.
     
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    They produced few great games... in the 90s :D
    Last good one i remember was Severance: Blade of Darkness(from 2001). They fucked up the marketing for it, tho.
     
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    I stand by this statement, but of course it's not the worst I ever played.

    The worst I can think of right now must be Autobahn Raser series by Davilex. But I've probably forgotten the worst.



    arrgh
     
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    Not bad enough to be called shit, but this is like Colin McRae Rally without even a pinch of fun to it:


    I do get your stance on TES:IV.

    blogpost: As a teen I had big expectations for Oblivion, having played Morrowind and was reading previews how it was going to be 1000 times bigger, better, faster etc. Paid a full retail price for it, saved for new hardware as it ran like a slideshow on a prebuilt Fujitsu pc. I wasn't disappointed but something was off, the only gripe I had were the generated dungeons and level-scaled everything. Since then I stopped being hyped about any new vidja gays, fucking Todd stole my innocence.​
     
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    Flip's twisted world for the wii.

    TLDR: 3d platformer with the added gimmick of being able to change the direction of gravity. It looked good on paper, it was a good idea, but the company forgot to finish the fucking thing. Sounds were missing, attack collision was unresponsive, and glitches, glitches everywhere.

     
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    Holy shit, I saw that in the game section of Target in 2009ish, and while the mechanic seemed cool, the art style gave off a strong "shit game" vibe, so I didn't bother buying/asking for it.

    Glad to finally find out my hunch was right :D

    e: googled the game and found out it came out in late 2010
     
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    Minecraft is also a really shitty game, but I shouldn't have played it to begin with.
     
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    Well the first one was 'ok', 2-whatever the fuck number/spinoff they have now is gay gay gayyyyyyy.