Shit was SO CASH compilation

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  1. LoverBoy1997

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    Hey faggots,
    Since my last Shit was SO CASH with Snorlax Rae got so many likes, I decided to make a compilation of them if anyone cares to read them.

    Snorlax Rae

    Hey faggots,​

    My name is Snorlax Rae, and I hate every single one of you. I am a fat, retarded, no life, aussie cunt who spends every second of his day looking at stupid politics. Americans are everything that is bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever seen how Obamacare is worse then getting your eyes gouged out by a lawnmower? I mean, I guess it's fun for me to post stupid articles about politics that will never work because of my own insecurities, but you faggots take it to a new level. This is even worse then jerking off to pictures on facebook.​

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team in high school because everyone thought my bullshit, flawed opinions were "edgy". What things do you do, other then go outside once in a while instead of spending all day in the basement debating stupid politics with people like me? I also got straight A's in aussie school (worth about a F here in America), and have a banging hot wireless modem (I just reset my IP address; Shit was SO CASH). You are all faggots who should just kill themselves. Thanks for listening.​

    PerpA

    Hey faggots,

    My Name is PerpetuallyAroused, and I hate every single one of you. I'm jealous of you all because I am a fat, retarded, no life that spends every second of my day looking at stupid ass pictures. But you faggots are everything that is bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess its fun for me to rip on DGTrixie because I am a Forever Alone faggot who cries while furiously masturbating to her avatar. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.​

    Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Girls volleyball team and a starter on the Women's basketball team. What sports sports do you play, other then jack off to horses on a kids show? I also get straight 3's (Because I'm in middle school and we don't get grades), and I'm a moderator on Wikipedia (I just edited the Charles Manson page, Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.​

    Doakes

    Hey Faggots,​

    My name is Doakes, and you are not human in my eyes. You are all losers, Nazis, and swine who spend all day commenting on stupid ass threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of actually gotten any pussy? I mean, it's fun for me to be a piss poor troll because of my own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse posting over 300 comments in under a month.​

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I mean, I'm pretty much perfect. I have a trollface badge and I bench on the basketball team. What sports do you play, other then jack off to my trollface badge because I'm so fucking awesome? I also get straight A's in my elementary English class, and have a banging hot button up shirt (I just jerked off with it; Shit was so cash). You are all faggots and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.​

    Pic related: It's me and my hairless chest
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  2. lulzbomb

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    ....................................................I feel robed of 3 seconds of my life.
     
  3. Trixie

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    this is so true....​
    he loves me so much &​
    always post to me...​
    i know i will never be alone with him always there.​
     
  4. Die In A Fire

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    That's so sweet trix. I'm happy for yoooooouuu!:qq:
     
  5. Trixie

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    there will never be another love like our in the history of EDF2: EB.
    i feel so lucky & loved.
     
  6. Die In A Fire

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    :qq: So true!
     
  7. zaiger

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    Why doesn't cash post here :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    i support this.
     
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    You only did the Doakes one right. Redo them, LB.
     
  10. Lucky

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    Didn't he leave the internet all-together?
     
  11. zaiger

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    Yeah I think so. He is on Twitter sometimes.
     
  12. Lucky

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    He's not the guy I'd peg as having a Twitter.
     
  13. LoverBoy1997

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    [​IMG]
     
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    hahah
    cute.
     
  15. LoverBoy1997

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    You're cute.
     
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  17. Flu

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    I'd just like to take a moment and remind OP that it is my hairless chest and banging button up shirt in doakes' photograph. That's all.

    EDIT: but it IS doakes' face!
     
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  19. zaiger

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    lol what a homo, imo.
     
  20. zaiger

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    Yeah that is @Flu wearing a @Doakes mask in doakes' picture. Doakes himself looks like McLovin.
     
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    there's something strangely sexy about that avatar....
     
  22. Flu

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    There's something strangely sexy about ME. I am the gas used in every 60's Batman episode. I overwhelm girls with with my confusion, and before long they're knocked out, tied up to a strange and elaborate device, and not sure how they got there, but they know for sure there's a guy wearing clown makeup in the same room with them.

    Man I LOVE rape.
     
  23. Trixie

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    WOW!
    i didn't know that was you... killer!
     
  24. Flu

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    If it involves clown makeup, knockout drugs, and a girl with one foot in the bed of life and one foot in the basement of death -- it's always me. I ride the dick-tank over the bridge of thunder.. You can hear me coming (but you cannot escape.)
     
  25. Doakes

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    For Halloween, I went as Doakes. Best Halloween costume on my entire college floor, not gonna lie.
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  26. Doakes

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    If I'm such a "pisspoor troll" then why are you still talking about me months after I left? Admit it. I trolled the shit out of you people.
     
  27. Flu

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    THIS IS TRUTH.

    I've watched the evolution of Doakes, from grubby teenaged bookstore clerk, to scary, quick looking college kid. Doakes is a child's fear of the dark animating a suit of clothes. Doakes is the spider's web that captures the fly, but banishes the spider, so that his prey might languish a long slow death in the elements and starvation. Doakes is a pretty sexy guy, and it KILLS you all to see Doakes just. be. Doakes. -- you just can't deal with it! BUT DEAL WITH IT!! DOAKES IS BEST!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE DOAKES!!! YOU'VE ALL BEEN TROLLED!!!!!
     
  28. CallMeMaggot

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    Good to know
     
  29. Trixie

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    i have no fuckin' clue who this is....
    never had the pleasure.
     
  30. Flu

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    Doakes is the ultimate sidekick who one day got too big for his britches and decided that he was no more a sidekick but an ASSKICK, and so took off to college to make some bitches scream his name.
    I, however, still think of him still as my little buddy and I love watching him grow up. To me he is my buddy. But to the rest of you... he is the Chess Master, checkmate trolling you.