Shit that IRKS the living fuck out of you!

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    ITT: We post shit that people do to you or around you, that gets you MAD AS FUCK!

    Naturally, I'll begin:

    1: When people say "Oh, you're pregnant? CONGRATULATIONS!" Because like laying on your back while some random motherfucker drains his balls in your snatch... is a major life accomplishment.

    2: Coffee shop baristas. Because, the 3 minutes it took you to make me that $5.75 caramel frappe with whipped cream and hand it to me over the table now entitles you to a tip as well?

    3: Loud mouth-breathers, especially in the sauna. It's hot, we're going to sweat. I don't need to hear you exasperatedly exclaim this every 30 seconds!

    4: Motherfuckers who have loud-as-fuck sound systems in there cars, but it's just ALL BASS. Nothing like hearing "Crank Dat" rattling out of some trunk at 3 a.m

    Anyway, I could go on all day, but I won't. What irks ya motherfuckers?
     
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    drivers that don't use turn signals...
    drivers who don't know how to merge.

    i will think of some more....
     
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    The DMV !!! every thing about it.
     
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    You irk my stormtrooper, with your diseases, the child kale gave you, your attention whore lesbianism, and your grey vagina.
     
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    For me, it's motherfucking Asians.

    I'm not racist because not every Asian is a raging faggot, but, statistically speaking, many are. Flips are some of my least favourite, but really, any rude Asian from the shrunken, pushy old women of China to the lame ass little fairies of the rich young men club - I hate them all.
    Asians who make no effort to learn English and get mad at me when I can't understand their dog-like yipping, Asians who circumvent the lines onto the bus who shove through the lines, the flat face fucks of Flip-kind who go "yeah. YEAH." whenever you try to talk to them, the flood of Japanese who don't move for you on the sidewalk despite ample room. You have to shove through them; shove them down... Fine with me.

    Asians are unlike Whites. They lack all sense of decency and God forbid, when they emigrate to your country, they don't do it to become Canadian or American, they do it with the intentions of setting up a new China Town, like a black tumor, in the heart of your city. And they never bring luggage, just resent, for your country which they have arrived to cannibalize.

    8/10 Asians I meet are rude and act like loathsome chink faggots.
     
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    Furries, pedophiles, weeaboos, DrMusic2, Longseet, CWC, Jews, cops and rent-a-cop security guards who think their rotten asses are real law-enforcement officers.
     
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    People who slow down for me to cross a road, please don't do that, if i signal you yo go first, do it, it's quicker for you to go through, that way i can take my sweet time crossing AFTER you have left.

    Also, i hate people who like to walk side by side, IN PUBLIC other people want to get past, stop slowing down to a stop in unison to look at some shit out the front of a shop, walk in single file or get a fucking move on..
     
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    Great. You had to post one of Chris-Chan's POS "works of art".
     
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    Whenever I walk, people who swerves around me, even though I'm on the other side of the ditch.
     
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    People who will not get on board my lets round up the furrys and hunt them like animals.I hate it when they give me cold stares like I'm suggestion a holocaust or something.
     
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    Public rest rooms . They are fucking scary . People do strange shit in public restrooms .
     
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    People that go to coffee shops habitually.

    Bicyclists.

    Vegetarians.

    Indian people.

    When I wake up in the morning and my ballbag is coated in an inappropriate amount of sweat.
     
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    DGTrixie irks me pretty hard with her love of CP and her oldness
     
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    Slow-moving people in enclosed places, in a mall for instance. Not everyone likes to spend all damn day running their errands, just because you have to stop and stare every 5 seconds. You're IN MY WAY! GET A MOVE ON!
     
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    What is it with you and people being too old for this forum? What are you like 17 or what?
     
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    OMG especially when its shoulder to shoulder .
     
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    I hate Indian people (7-Eleven, not casino), they come to the US, take all the jobs that the illegals can't get and the unions didn't cause the outsourcing of, assuming they don't open a stop-n-rob, are insensitive, bad-smelling and fugly, and will not assimilate to American culture. Vegetarians are always fugly, smelly libtards, so are bicyclists. I disagree with #1 since I am a frequent Starbucks customer and no comment on #5.
     
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    Indians smell like shit, and have walleye 99% of the time. Shit's gross and they should be forced to stay in their cow worshiping country.
     
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    lol your balls sweat cuz u r ghey
     
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    Lack of ball sweet indicates a lack of testosterone production.
     
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    She's 46, that's too old to adequately perform her whore duties.
     
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    your balls sweat for lucky. Also try harder at biochem.
     
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    you keep getting my age wrong, preparation H.
     
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    So you get them too? (read my post)
    They just walk slowly then slow down to an almost stop but still stay posed as if they are gonna take another step, i shoukd buy a cow catcher to wear around my waist and just plow through the slow fucks.
     
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    And her 40-yo posts. It's like Facebooking with an aunt.

    Trixie, since you're old and alone and nobody but cats depend on you, I'd advise you to work on getting a drug habit like half of the users on here. Then, and presumably only then, will you be capable of posting a reply worth reading.

    Yeah, I HATE when fucking people meander and you can't pass.
    Last month, I was walking along the sidewalk and this fucking young, trendy chink bitch is just ahead of me, and she's zig-zagging on the sidewalk as if she's a drunk with a burst inner ear. All the while I'm trying to pass her, but she's nearly crashing into me every time. I eventually say, 'Excuse me!' (as shes pushed me onto the grass, up against a chinlink fence.

    She turned around and gave me a really mean look, like I was being rude. So, I told her that I had been trying to pass but that she kept walking in a fucking zig-zag - who walks like that? I told her to stick to one side or the other because other people are using the 'walk. But really, I wanted so bad to punch her.