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In your profesional opinion, does Apple suck balls?

  1. Yes, of course.

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  2. No. (I enjoy the cock.)

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    My PC blew up so I'm forced to use an Apple laptop. I can't even begin to describe how absolutely shit it is.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    why do you have a Apple?
    you do know that now you've used a Apple laptop your soul belongs to Steve Jobs.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Op I feel your pain men, my laptop burned like a month ago...
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I bought it from a friend at a severe discount. Normally I wouldn't have but he really needed the money.

    Have you been using Apple during that time?
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Looool well Im using my mobile or...my iPad, in that case I'm a faggot too, but I'm not getting a MacBook...fuck that.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Hey, I'm not a fag, alright? I'd be a fag only if I paid full price for it and if I enjoyed using it. This is more prison faggotry than full on faggotry. Anyway, how haven't you killed yourself after a month? Sounds like you went cold turkey.
     
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  7. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Stop being in denial bro, after using that Mac there's not turning back, you became a faggot too,lol ,kill myself? fuck that , Cold turkey and everything but I'm hooked up again.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    -_-

    You're right. There's no going back now.
     
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    Tried using a Mac.

    TRIED.
     
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    I hate applefags so much, I really do.
     
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    Our school, or more specifically the current field I'm at, had an obligatory CS class and we were all required to buy a MacBook. At least we got a bit of a discount, but it was still way too fucking expensive (~1'500ChF, which is over 1.5k$), we hardly ever use it in class (contrary to what they originally proclaimed) and in most classes it's even forbidden to use it.
    Also, most of the people in my class already broke theirs in some way or another after a couple of months, they constantly lag and crash and by now most batteries in the laptops are near-dead already. It's been 3 years.
    Most of the time I just use my own netbook. Much cheaper, much lighter, way better battery life and still good enough in terms of performance.


    I still hate my school for "not having enough money" to buy decent chairs and new tables, but apparently enough money to buy all the apple shitware for the computer rooms.

    E: Actually, the newer age groups now get MacBook Airs. And they have no choice about it.
    Yeah I'm serious.
     
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    Yes(but I still enjoy cocks.)
     
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    I have a macbook laptop, but after half a year the hard drive started going bad. I hardly use it anymore.
     
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    I once saw a four wheel drive with an Apple sticker on the back windshield. WHY WOULD ANYBODY ADVERTISE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
     
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    I regularly see a Mitsubishi SUV around here where the owner replaced the Mitsubishi badge with a chrome Apple badge. :vomit:
     
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    Apple is for crazy fags with lots of money. You have to be a few Apples short of a bushel to buy anything from them willingly.
     
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    Mac h8r here 2.

    It was in 2005 that I had to work on a minimac.
    Fucking thing made my nuts bust every single time.
    Even got a blue screen after running mac excel.
    Just before i turned it in,
    I filled the damn thing with
    all kinds of sick p0rnz.



    ...and guess what
    noone complained
     
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    WTF????

    Two guys out of 3 have their pants pulled down to take a piss.

    Is this some sort of faggot Northern Italian custom?

    EDIT: and lol at the guy on the end
     
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    Doesn't that just piss you off? Those dicks!
     
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    I hope you get hit by a bus next time you cross the road.
     
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    Did I just hit off some trouble?
    I didn't think my puns were that much of a bus-t. >_<
    Have I crossed the line with them? what do I need to do in order to get on the road to recovery?
     
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    Go and stand in the fucking middle of it. Hopefully a semi will be along shortly.
     
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    I see, you must be the new forum idiot we ordered to replace Rev.
    You see he's starting to realise that he's making an idiot out of himself, so we might lose him soon.

    Here are some essential phrases:

    "U mad?"
    "You seem mad"
    "[pony macro]"
    "I can bench 200 pounds"
    "I smoke Marlboro because I want to be cool"
    "I dumped my (non existant) girlfriend for (non existant) Rainbow Dash "

    Don't forget to start a thread every once in a while just to brag about your leet calculus/english skills.
     
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    Dawww you guys aren't mad. You wuv your smexy pony buddeh >:D

    I too can bench too hundrud pownds! Who cares if I fall off the side while I do it! Its just extra exercise through me getting back up!

    Smoking is for scrubs. Real men chug V8 juice. The nasty kind that tastes like cold tomato soup.
    Just try to do it without throwing up, punks. HARDCORE SHIT

    Dude my english skills are boss. Like just yesterday, I got my first A on an English paper! Problem was though, that was the only word I got onto the paper and I received an F as my grade. But still bro, THAT A WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKING A YOU'D EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

    Rev actually had a girlfriend. However, I assure you the bitch was very deserving of going out with someone such as Rev, and vice versa. If Rev posted tits somewhere, he's probably bullshitting you. This cunt was more flatchested than those pancakes your mother used to make. Sadly, drowning her in Syrup like the pancakes wouldn't fix the problem, either. I'm pretty sure she can swim.
     
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    Pffffft

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    tl;dr

    Wait... Pancakes? :D
     
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    summed it up nicely