shit i have shit so bad

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  1. SPQR

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    I can't... waiting at supply house to pick up parts no bathroom, and job site is 15 min away. I keep farting which feels good eases the cramps but every time I fart, im afraid I will shit my pants. What do I do????
     
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    Update*

    Fat ass is finally pulling my order, but he stops to take fucking cookies out of the oven for the customers. Its a dam construction supply house wtf r u doing baking cookies I have to shit
     
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    Fuck, I just drank a 32oz monster now I have to piss bad and im uncomfortably energized now. Now I am dealing with road construction. The cramps are like birthing contractions hitting me every 30 secs or so. I just un buckled my belt hopefully this will alleviate some pressure on my lower intestines.

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    The end is near

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    But first I must protect myself from smurf ass

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    Ahhhh finally feels good man

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    you should turn this into a novel
     
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    Do you have diarrhoea? Just wondering
     
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    i wonder when i'll have to poop today
     
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    u r shitting in ur pants rite nao, u just cant feel it cuz ur old and numb in the ass from the contstant assfucking by ur uncle wen u were 8 years old.
     
  13. SPQR

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    I did, I drank a moderate amount of beer last night.
     
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    I noticed, the color of your poo is so light and yellowish
     
  15. SPQR

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    I see your a poop master like myself.