Shark jumps into water slide (2008)

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    I remember hearing about this not long before Christmas back in 2008.
    A shark jumped out of it's aquarium prison and into the sweet freedom of a water slide.
    It dies.
    Alas freedom was not meant to be when the shark's body couldn't handle the chlorinated water, killing it dead.
    Read about it on TMZ or if you don't trust them you can read about it on some Britfag site.
    Old news, but still neat. Bummer that no one else was in the water.

    Anyone else have interesting/weird old news that not everyone might be aware of?
     
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    Why the fuck would you ever keep those things next to each other?
     
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    I wonder this often. I also wonder why the aquarium didn't have a lid on it...
    And who taught that fucking shark how to jump?
     
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    Mother Nature really screwed that shark over.
     
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