Sexy Wiki Adventures

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Aug 4, 2013.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Joevahkiin

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    This wiki adventure is a far from sexy as you can get. It would be easier to masturbate to Carson Daly taking a shit.
     
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  2. uberfukken

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    Update 9/22/13

    Collectin' pics like Pokemon cards

    sexlord1.

    sexlord2.


    And this last one right here...

    FALCON PUNCH!

    sexlord3.

    @sexlord66
     
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  3. sexlord66

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    BANNED LOL

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    i will do as im told. i am ed's whore.
     
  4. Maysam

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    Anal violation by EDF -----> increasing
    Anal violation marks ------> increasing
     
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  5. MedicalParrot

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    As deputy-deputy-deputy-deputy-volunteer-vice commander, I'd like you to promptly put some clothes on rite naow, cut your hair, shave your beard and try to live a normal life. ._.

    Guys, I thought this was funny at first but this guy's just getting off on being humiliated on here. What you're doing by posting his noodz is essentially the same as giving a furry a pair of fluffy ears, a tail and a small cat to sodomise while watching Sonic find the Chaos Gems. Stahp.
     
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  6. Massgrav

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    So basically you are saying that it's wrong to help your fellow man? We are just helping him out because we care about him. Maybe we can find him a master too. Why must you destroy his joy?
    Why must you piss on his Will? You are evil! :(
     
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  7. MedicalParrot

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    I'm saying you're essentially stroking his dick.
     
  8. Maysam

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    Well, this IS a forum full of circlejerkers, so we're used to it.
     
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  9. Massgrav

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    We know that... but.. Mr Sexlord is too... "special" to catch a fish so we are giving him one.
    Would you let a kitten starve? Or a small child? Sorry if this makes no sense but I'm so full of emotions now.. facing your EVIL and all...
     
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  10. uberfukken

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    ahhahahaha.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. MedicalParrot

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    Pffffft

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    Oh, right. Noted.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of some kind of break-up text message. My favourite part was, "im gona try sort myself out".
     
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    I'd let a kitten starve if it was too deformed/stupid/addicted-to-putting-things-in-its-butt to ever thrive on its own.
     
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  14. uberfukken

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    Let me explain something to you circle-jerking non trolling forum wanking kike loving fools.

    This is a man - sticking objects up his ass - and posting them on the internet.

    I will collect every single pic until he is finally doxed and then I will use these images to destroy his life.

    You can kindly shut the fuck up now.
     
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  15. MedicalParrot

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    Ah, now I understand. I thought this thing was kind of like, HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS SILLY PERSON, HE'S SO SILLY--WHY DO WE HAVE ERECTIONS?

    Though it's a bit suss that he's still going along with this. Maybe he's just pretty fucking daft.
     
  16. uberfukken

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    I suggest just kicking back and enjoy the show.
     
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  18. MedicalParrot

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    Pffffft

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    Easy 'nuff. Carry on then.
     
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    @sexlord66 I figured you might need a bit of inspiration.

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  20. MedicalParrot

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    FOOTBALL NARD
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  21. Gaegogi

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    Reformation Camp #24 Guard #52

    But
    Why would someone post more nudes
    B-but
    why

    why?
     
  22. MedicalParrot

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    Because he gets off on being humiliated. No joke.
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    Get a PO box PM the address and I will send you some ointment for that rash, MyGodMan!

    This is an honest offer, ask Uber, I like being helpful and fuck if you don't need it....
     
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    I dunno about you guys, but I seriously think one of the best parts of this entire fiasco is his username.
     
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  25. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Hide your pencils, hide your pens and hide your markers cuz they sexlord'n everybody out here.
     
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  27. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    She must have a ringpiece and lower intestinal tract just made of rubber to take the amount of stuff that goes up there. I bet you could probably get lost inside the cavern that is her anus.
     
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    Pffffft

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!