Sexual Regrets ;_;

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    ITT we post pics of ex gfs/bfs and one nighters/temporary flings. As OP, I'll start, naturally:

    Here's Texas Babe, a regular on OPERATORCHAN and /k/, a cool girl and fellow firearms enthusiast. Well, I thought she was cool, until she turned a bit psycho/possessive on me. We fucked around a few times (bitch knew how to eat pussy, shut up) but I had to end it when she started getting possessive and threatening. Funny thing, is afterwards I found out that the bitch had a LTR with a guy.

    But, w/e, this thread isn't about me bitching, so without further adieu:

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    and finally:
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    I sorta miss those tits, but what can you do? Anyway, let's hear ya stories!
     
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    Had a friends with benefits thing with this girl for a month, nothing against fat girls but nah.....just nah. She had a GREAT set of Double D tits that got me hooked on tit-fucking though.[​IMG]

    Was considering and doing alot of soul searching on if I should cheat on my ex, this girl sent this pic and my mind was made up. Regret cause my ex was a "great girl and person" but I just couldn't resist, guess why.
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    BANNED LOL

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    :awesome:
     
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    I once fooled around with a guy once, I really regret it because he was an enormous asshole.
    He came so many times he got blue balls.

    THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME A FAGGOT.
     
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    this is the last guy i dated
    he was a crusty metal kid who didnt even buy me a birthday present
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    also note my friend behind him giving him the look of disgust.. oh and me complaining about him
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    WHY
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    THIS GUY
    You are motherfucking awesome, intelligent and stunningly beautiful.

    GET YOURSELF A REAL GUY
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Or did you do it for the sex?

    I bet not.
     
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    haha because he had awesome shows at his house
    his friends were awesome
    he was a great drinking buddy

    and i was at a low point.

    DONT JUDGE ME =[
     
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    Actually it does,


    On another note I banged this chic without a condom I met at a show. I was thinking the entire night im gonna need a condom on this one I didn't get a condom I got chlamydia instead.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    I touched one penis, as an experiment.
     
  17. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    How low can you go?
     
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    Your still gay, once you choose to touch that penis you become gay 4 life. Much like aids once you have aids your never without aids.
     
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    well the one before him was worse-[​IMG]
     
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    This chic is a dyke
     
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    Are those her tits or yours?
    She looks like a piece of trash.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Do you ever go out with normal, respectable guys?
     
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    Uh, yeah, I know. I knew that when we first started talking. ._.

    Hers ._.;
    And yeah, she's a classic example of the white trash gold-digger. She's also a sociopath. But I didn't find that out until after I'd already gotten completely and hopelessly addicted to her.

    Feels bad, man. :/
     
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    I only regret an ex named Emily (about a year ago), and this one goth chick named Luna.

    The other women, not so much. I am on the hunt for a hot redhead chick on my campus.
     
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    well no.. not really.. well i have started seeing someone who is normal and has his shit together... its weird

    also.. i really like this thread and its making me realize i have pictures of alot of dudes i used to bang.. so here is another one i used to fool around with/bang
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    He looks cewl, and you look cooler.
     
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    he is pretty rad.
     
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    got pics?

    she's cute. :eek:
     
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    Don't any males here have any regrets?