Serious Thread of matters of Love

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    So I need help figuring out ways to woo my irl wafiu, please help EDF2. How can I get her into liking my haram D? Please EDF2, you are my only hope!

    (Short of converting to Islam).
     
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    give her the D
     
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    I need to deal with her daddy issues first!!1
     
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    whatever you do, dont ask what to do online, ESPECIALLY ON ED.

    aside for that, if you want to fuck a chick let them know so you dont waste your time.

    some girls are dumb enough to think guys that are nice to them dont want to fuck them.

    you might be a waiting a while., as no female is ever single. they are always in a "its complicated"




    • i planned to write this as a bullet list.
    • i have failed.
    • always refer to anal cunt songs about any relationship questions.




     
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    She secretly enjoys getting abused, she craves it.
     
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    seth putnam is the doctor ruth of our generation.
     
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    I don't want to simply fuck her, but make her pregnant and grow old with my waifu. Big difference people! I am going to go read in bed. I better find fuckin real answers when I return!
     
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    Or else I will fucking send my goons after you! (I have irl goons btw)
     
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    Have you tried using your space wizard magic to enchant her into loving you? That should probably work.
     
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    ever since i saw prometheus i have had a burning desire to get girls pregnant
    but im somewhat aware that i wont really be able to produce tentacle monsters.

    its quite the predicament
     
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    Love is controlled by Allah! Do you think I can overpower Allah's stats? (Obviously no I cannot, even if I take stat boosting potions)

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    I have 99 problems and making monsters with my semen is not one of them.
     
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    go up to her one day and say to her "eye see you baby girl you looking fine as hell but the question remains can u do a full split on this dick" works everytime
     
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    At this point I am just staying awake so shit can downal. But i ned advice. also moar whiskey
     
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    my semen makes this

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    ♥ RIP
     
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    > EDF2
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    You can always turn gay and grow old with another man. It's feasible.
     
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    Wow, your font isn't even eye-ræp green. You must be desperate.
     
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    There 2 to styles which you may choose from.

    The Macho Man:
    Assert your dominance. Make other men appear weaker, slower, and of inferior breeding stock. Shower her with gifts of meat and material possessions. This shows how good you are at supporting other life forms.

    The Serial Rapist:
    Kidnap, rape, force breeding.
     
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    Or just, y'know...those lame things NORP's are always on about...being respectful and communicating and blah blah blah.
     
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    I am going to go with the provisionist hypothesis (the Macho Man). I will just have to be a wizard macho man!
     
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    You can't be fuckin serious with this? You are asking advice in the worst possible place.
     
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    Use voodoo.[​IMG]
    Just becareful because if you get any results it will likely be that of her becoming unhealthily obsessed.
     
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    I'm going to go with the provisioning hypothesis (as God intended) and woo her with material things and status.
     
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