secret chrischan video archive.*recent videos*

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  1. beefrave

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    well now that bob is dead and chanman will be soon in jail .
    he will enjooy cakes. and other weird shit
    chrischans shit > http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/


    phobos BECAUSE ANDERS BREHVIK plagerized a big part of it
    beefrave chris chan secret videos .
    beefrave http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/
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    beefrave HE CLEARLY LOVES CAKE
    beefrave THEN THIS
    beefrave CHRIS ENJOYS "CLAPPPIN"
    beefrave http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/833/svn.mp4/
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    I don't even...I mean...the cake...

    WHAT THE FUCK?
     
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    "Know what i like the most?
    Cakefarts"

    Good to know that Chrissy is getting ready for prison.
     
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    I can no longer take this "Thing" seriously anymore. Through out all my years of observing Chris Chan, I can no longer believe that his actions were not by accident and this is all some sort of grand conspiracy to make the perfect pariah.
     
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    Sweet lord horse shit.


    It used to be funny with the Sonichu saga about Chris wanting to be Efamous because he couldn't handle his own shit. Butt look at these videos. This is just fucking sad.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    That sick bastard is just a clown
     
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    there is no way he is coming out of jail unraped.
     
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    Upon opening the video I was taken back, a strange creature called out the name "Jackie". And then proceeded to let out a ghastly moan could shatter glass. It had been but ten seconds since I played said video, and I was already in a state of shock, sadness and intense fiery anger. "Should I continue," I asked myself. "Yes," I replied internally, I was determined to finish what I had started. I then resumed the video, the creature on the screen posed a question to this young lady named "Jackie". It was "do you know what I like best?." The question was not posed to me, and I indeed did not know what he enjoyed the most. But I could not shake the feeling of foreboding that came upon his question. "Cake," the beast said mockingly, at this point I was relieved to know the answer to my question, but yet the sense of foreboding hung over my head like the sword of Damocles. As the video went on, I was presented with a cake on screen, it looked delicious and made my mouth water. But then, the beast interjected, he stood in front of the cake to reveal that he was naked from the waist down. At this point I was vomiting everywhere, the walls were painted with a thick puce colored substance and the odor was terrible. I then posed that faithful question; "should I continue?". "Yes!", I internally replied again, I had gone too far, seen too much. To stop now would leave me in shambles, it would hollow out my very inner being and leave me a shell of a man. I continued, determined. But my determination was soon quelled when the beast begun to dance, I was crying by this point. The beast proceeded to reveal his buttocks too which I observed had writing on it, mind you I was too traumatized to read the writing. But I observed its presence upon the beasts read end. But alas, the worst was yet to come. The beast began...to sit on the cake, which resulted in his buttocks being covered in a brown chocolaty substance that resembled feces. My dreams, my hopes, my desires, my emotions, were shattered. I felt empty inside, like my very essence had been siphoned from my body by this beast. I regretted ever watching this video, had I merely left it in the early stages I would have coped. I would have found a way to go on, and live my life. But no, my arrogance and false determination forced me to go on. Now I have nothing, I am but a vile feces filled shell to be crushed and eaten by maggots. To die and be forgotten by history was now the only positive objective I could see in this dark world. The video was near its end, the beast revealed the cake that was squashed under his buttocks. I no longer cared, I was not the man I was three minutes ago. I was but a shell, waiting to be stepped on and have my fragments blown into the wind. The beast spoke, for the final time. "I spent nine American dollar on this cake, and that's a lot of yen!". My dreams, my hopes...for a nine dollar cake. The beast then scrunched up his eyes and raised two fingers on each hand into the air and said in a high pitched voice "KAWAII~ ^3^ ~ bye Japan!". What have you done to me EDF...what have you done....

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    oh my god stop being faggots and appreciate my literary prowess

    give me attention
     
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    Gal-Pal Needed part-time

    Date: 2012-02-21, 4:34PM EST
    Reply to: tmpcj-2863583912@job.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I need a female assistant to work part-time with me. I am a fun-loving transgender man needing a gal-pal to go shopping at the mall with, to assist in daily errands, help with make-up and clothing advice, and go out dancing and dining around townThis would be totally fun, easy, and I would soo much love to feel more like a girl! The pay will increase quickly over time if you like being my gal-pal, but more than that I would be soo happy. Please e-mail back or call me, Amanda Piink, at 315 637-0317 to discuss the fun position of 'gal-pal'!! Thanx xoxo


    • Compensation: $10 to start
    • This is a part-time job.
    • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    • Phone calls about this job are ok.
    • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
     
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    Knowing that some desperate crack whore answered that ad. Don't get me started on the "transgendered man" part. Chris, you are either a man, or a transgendered woman. You can't have your cake and fart on it too.
     
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    Wait, someone answered it?
     
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    phobos is still around?
     
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