Scumhook's Sunny Afternoon Adventure

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by minty, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Lord Raptor

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    This is inspiring me to post my own stories here.

    I might post something about my EDiot Patrol shit now that I finished college and I'll have time enought to waste in something that I actually like.
     
  2. CallMeMaggot

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    Do it, mang :)
     
  3. minty

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    do it
     
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    Oh God I'm waiting for that shit!:D
     
  5. minty

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    sherlock story update...
    i've been reading some sherlock, watching some adaptations and working with a few ideas
    i came up with a lovely one and i've started writing it last night. it looks to be quite long so i'll try to break it up into chapters and post it a bit at a time. i'll be in lurk mode (mostly) while i'm writing, so if you don't see me as much, this is why. i'm guessing this story will take up thirty pages minimum in my writing book. for reference, the scumhook one took 7 and a half pages, so there'll be quite a bit to read.
     
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    Go for it.
     
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    Do it faggette.
     
  8. minty

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    my book is bent over right now, takin' sweet hot pencil lead all over it's pages.
    diddely.
     
  9. Aroukar

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    Scumhook, would you like to be in mine?
     
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    Oh Aro...

    You're going to need to be waaaay more specific before I answer this...
     
  11. minty

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    he's writing a mystery story
     
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    In that case - Aro, I would very much enjoy being in yours.
     
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    A
    Aro? Weird abbreviation.

    A murder-mystery. You have been notified that old man Aroukar has suddenly died, and has left you an inheritance. However, you are not the only one. Possibly one of you is the murderer, and perhaps none of you is a murderer, but the suspicions rise in the strange enviroment surrounding the mansion, and the staff that attend to its upkeep.
     
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    oooohhhh, nigga this sounds like clue/cluedo!
    that is my favorite boardgame!
     
  15. Aroukar

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    Thanks for the assist.
     
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    That would be awesome.
    One of those "turn to this page if you choose not to go" kind of stories.
     
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    Yes. It took me days to devise this subtle and devious shortening of your name...
     
  18. minty

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    choose your own adventure books
    pic related
    i-came.
     
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    Your perversion of my name borders on the obscene, in the same way a beautiful damsel becomes a total cumslut.
     
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    Chapter 2-B-1


    Severely out gunned, Minty knows what is best. Get back in the car, throw it in reverse, and get the fuck away from the stream of bullets. This is a job for special units, there's no reason to die today.

    She does just that. The sounds of automatic fire and bullets ricocheting off the vehicles are damping out the dozen police sirens. Minty backs the car far away enough to avoid direct gunfire, but not enough to leave the scene.

    The scanner is going crazy with dispatchers calling all units.

    Two minutes seem like an hour. Watching it unfold is horrifying. Friends, fathers, there's already four shot and bleeding on the ground. These guys are professionals, assault rifles, bulletproof gear.

    Special units swings into action, and four fully equipped police vans surround the attack site. Bullets are still flying, mostly from the automatic weaponry of the kidnappers. The police are never prepared for this level of onslaught. The officers have all taken cover behind their vehicle to avoid fire, letting off an occasional round with their pistol.

    The chopping sounds of a helicopter are now in the distance. From her vantage point, Minty can see one approaching, very low. The special units have exited their van and are now exchanging fire with the assailants. Shotgun blasts ring loud and distinct from the machine gun fire. More police vans pull into the scene.

    One of the assailants takes a hit and drops. The helicopter is hovering above the scene.

    Minty stares at the chopper. This is not a police helicopter.

    Just as that thought crosses her mind, the helicopter starts gaining altitude. It has a missile. A flash, and within seconds, an explosion rocks the Highway. The assailants, their van, directly hit. Two of the police vans flip over from the shock.

    Everyone is dead. Sherlock Uber, Dr Bombs, the kidnappers, a dozen police officers, mutilated by explosion.

    Minty is still fine, she watched it all go down. She sits in her car in shock. Chasing after that van wasn't such a good idea after all.

    From a location far way, Professor Baya sips his martini and plans his vacation to the Bahamas.


    THE END.
     
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    What the fuck lol
     
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