Scumhook's Sunny Afternoon Adventure

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Pretty much!
    Event Horizon is a good movie, it does everything right in what it is supposed to be (horror)
     
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    it's one of my favorite movies
    <3
     
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    Personally i like movies that can find ways t scare you without killing people.
    The Thing is good at this, because the fear comes from the imposter who if left alone with someone will kill them and turn them into an alien imitation.
    and for a long time no body actually dies till well into the movie.
    and by then some of them are things already.
     
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    i love the thing. i love the eerie music and the whole part where they're looking at the other base and you don't know what happened there. and the best part for me is at the end where you're left with the two character's waiting and you're not sure what's going to happen. another feeling is the isolation because they're nowhere for them to escape to. they have to stay there. they have to wait it out.
     
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    I found this easy to masturbate to.
     
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    Then the bigger question.
    What would have happened if the Thing had escaped?
    the ship it was on was hijacked, it had destroyed the original crew.

    You should read the script of the thing, on the fansite outpost31 i think, it's different to the final movie, and Windows is some mexican guy, it goes differently.
     
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    My favorite scene of Event Horizon

     
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    i'll get around to it then, sometime.
    also... i'm glad windows isn't mexican in the movie. he was my favorite character and had a ross-fro. it would have been tragic if he were mexican.
     
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    I wish you wanted my anus like that.
    :oops:

    good job minty poo
    ;)
     
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    I could do you.
    but first i gotta stick a finger up your vagina and push all the doodoo's out of your bum only then will you be ready.

    The doctor didn't die until later too i think.
    Oh and the dogs escaped and mutated into Things from swallowing pieces of it when it attacked them in their kennel.
    Bennings gets killed when they go out on the snow mobile to track the dogs down.
     
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    We should start a tradition of writing stories with edf characters and doing terible things to them to get back at people who pissed the author off.
     
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    that sounds amusing and sad. at the same time.
     
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    Will you post another one?
     
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    yeah, probably. but not like this.
     
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    if anyone feels like writing some more stories in a similar vein to OP's, here's some titles to perhaps inspire you:

    oddguy's unfortunate anal incident
    The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae's gay day
    the fascinating phenomenon of zaiger's irremovable erection
    the time wheezus christ caught his ballsack in the vacuum cleaner
    the reason khanser poses as an octopus on an internet forum
     
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    Needs more Dr Rice.
    His closet brony ass needs a pounding
     
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    @minty How does a story in the style of a Sherlock Holmes adventure sound to you? Featuring the cast of EDF, of course.
     
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    Dibs on being Professor Moriarty. :|
     
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    We'll see. We'll see.
     
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    No. No we'll see. Either I'm Moriarty or I'm Sherlock. And nobody's going to accept me as the protagonist of anything. Except maybe as a false protagonist. Hey, that's an idea. Have Sherlock killed off in the first two chapters and the rest of the mystery is solved by somebody else who uses Watson's notes as some sort of hint book.
     
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    You've got gall, I give you that. It's an idea that's been rolling around in the labyrinthian tunnels of my mind.
     
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    That's the insolence of youth, old man.
     
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    Didn't you know? I am a 21 year old Puertorrican, clearly.
     
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    sounds like fun
    gimme a few ideas to work an idea out in my head
     
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    Begins in the lodgings at 221B Baker street. An EDiot rushes in, followed shortly after by a police officer...
    The man explains his predicament, Holmes observes attentively, makes an "astounding" observation explains.
    Tells the man he will help with his case, and goes to the crime scene

    Basically replace Holmes, Lestrade, Gregson, Watson, Moriarty... with EDiots.

    That is the basics of my idea, if you find it too unworkable, I'll write it up instead.
     
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    it better have me in it.
     
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    i'll try to work in anybody who wants to be in it

    ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO PARTAKE IN THIS: POST YOUR NAMES HERE!
    that's fine. do you mind if i take it from here, or would you prefer to stay in touch through pm's during the rest of the story-writing process?
     
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    That's entirely possible. Judging by your mannerisms and mindset I'd say you entered higher education in America sometime after 1964.

    Use the original characters. Use our names (formalised/Anglicised, so as to appear real) and personalities. Kill off Sherlock and have the protagonist's adventure begin with finding out who killed Sherlock. Better yet, kill off all the original characters (one by one) then have them replaced by EDiots (who were climbing up the ranks of their respective organisations) and go from there.
     
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    Yes, do keep me in touch.