Scumhook is a fucking culinary kook.

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  1. j15m

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    All this talk of cooking with his Sous Vide... and his always perfect outcomes with every meal have made him SUSPECT!!!.. It breaks my heart, he has never posted one pic of his dishes or productions..

    I EVEN NAMED SOME DRUNK FOOD AFTER YOU!!!!!!!
     
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  2. ilovejesus69

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    I don't understand much of what you said.
     
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  3. j15m

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    It's ok bby, you have a lil cook in your kitchen ♥
    He will understand.
     
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    Try this marinate, works great with any beef if cooked properly, served with rice/mashed potatoes.

    cut of top round, NY strip, Rib eye, tender loin. About 6OZ
    This works well if you cut them into strips and turn on the stove to a temperature where they sear the meat. Cooks a lot faster.

    >1 tea spoon of vanilla
    >1/2 tea spoon of apple cider vinegar
    >2 tea spoons of soy sauce (not the faggot kind)
    >1/2 table spoon of Worcestershire sauce
    >1 table spoon of teriyaki sauce
    >1/2 tea spoons of honey


    Mix these all well, the honey will be a pain the the ass but you will get it. Put it all over your strips/cut of meat and wait about 10 minutes-over night.

    let them worm up to room temp if they aren't there and put your seasoning on after you marinate them, and let them sit for 5 min.

    If you're doing a whole piece of beef, turn the heat on to sear it on both sides giving it a nice thin crust, than pop it in the oven for 5 min on 250, for mid rare. Triple the time for mid well, and 20 min for well.

    Don't be lazy and buy from out. If bought correctly all these meals will last you a month for only 50 bucks in meat
     
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  5. j15m

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    Stay the fuck out of my call out thread nigga.
    This is between adults.
     
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    Hey children have rights too!

    And really try the recipe it is pretty damn good. Well unless you're gay, than you might not enjoy it because there is too much estrogen in your damn body.

    But... How the fuck is this a call out thread???
     
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    Post your fucking terrible recipe here:
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/what-did-you-just-eat-and-how-did-you-make-it.8347/

    • turn on the stove to a temperature where they sear
    • Put it all over your strips/cut of meat and wait about 10 minutes over night.
    • Don't be lazy and buy from out.

    It is a call out thread because I'm challenging him to a walk off...

     
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    What the fuck use is a callout thread if you don't even tag him? @scumhook you're being challenged to a drunk foodie cook-off or something.
     
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    lol thx azzybby.

    @j15m you screaming arsemonkey, now that I know you've called me out, I will pic/vid my next sous vide thingo. Lately i've been SV steak & then blowtorching it on the bbq.
     
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  11. j15m

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    Oh yeah, thx.

    Do it in the nude please, thx.
     
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    Naked cooking with a blowtorch.

    Yep, can't see any way this could go wrong... :D
     
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    Film it please.



    ...on a side note, when I was like 12 years old, my brother and I were cooking breakfast on a weekend morning. I was turning bacon with a fork and getting burned with pork fat pops as he laughed at me. I took the fork out of the grease and branded his lower back just above the waistline with the fork tines, it was there for about a year or so.
    True story.
     
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    was it his cum?
     
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    Based on the ingredients of your "MANinate", I think there might be a lil tooooo much estrogen.
     
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    :confused:
     
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    there was no call for that MJ, no call.
     
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    Youtube shuffle decided to put on Bohemian Rhapsody as I read this post...I think I'm having nightmares tonight...
     
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    Mmmm yes bby
     
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    I knew you missed her ;)
     
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    Destroy Fascism????

    Did you Become a Vegan, or somethin?
     
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    You came out of a 5 month hiatus to reply to messyjessie. Probably best you stick to the lego reviews
     
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    Give us some recipes...under 10 ingredients please