Scumhook, have my children

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  1. Rev

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    Scumhook, I humbly beseech you to give your body to me so that I may fill you with my seed. The children we have will be named: James, Jewboy, Alfred, Shaniqua, and Boner the Barbarian. Regardless of gender. Thank you for reading this :)
     
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    That fits it point EXACTLY.
     
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    Yay! Come here, my scummy, scummy mother of my children!
     
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    What fresh pony hell is this fucking shit?

    Rev, if your cock gets anywhere near my arsehole, it's coming off.

    Swiftly.

    I do approve of "Boner the Barbarian" though.
     
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    Scum, Scummy, Scummilicious, what makes you think you'll be conscious during sex? And who the hell implied it'd be consensual, anyway?
     
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    Just a word of advice, Rev - bring friends.

    You'll need them.
     
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    My friends live in my head.
     
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    Why do you sound so fucking familiar???
     
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    Who do you think I'm naming our kids after?
     
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    I forgot attention whore had 20 something socks.
     
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    I'm not S4, you newbs. I'm a simple furry named God/Rev/That One Dude.
     
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    FUCK, SCUMHOOK'S BABIES WOULD BE SO CUTE
    HE WOULD BE A GREAT MILF MOM
    DO IT FAGGOT
     
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    Duh...
     
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    Any kids that pop out of my anus will make hunting down and raeping Rev their life's mission.

    Kind of like the Godfather, but less Italians and more buttseks.
     
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    No, they won't. They'll obey their father, not their mother. IE, you're the mother.
     
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    Fuck off and die (in a fire).

    What's the point of bringing wimminz to a gangbang?

    Check that- someone's got to hold the camera and provide refreshments.
     
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    HOPEFULLY THE BABIES AREN'T NIGGERS
    I MEAN THEY ARE COMING OUT OF SCUMHOOK'S ASS
     
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    I'm going to gut you like a fish, and strangle you with your own intestines.

    Then I'll hang you balls off your ears, put your cock in your mouth, and mail you home to your mommy.
     
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    Scum is mad
     
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    scumhook..not only do wimmins provide refreshments to replenish Revs stamina and hydration. When he gets tired, The have strap-ons. ^w^ Aaaand Fumo's there to videotape it.
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    My dick is bigger.
     
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    What the fuu...
     
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    OOOOOooooo, i'm a cute pony with a flower in her mane.... how sweet!
    i guess i will be making sammiches for everyone.
     
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    I love sammiches. Thank you, kindly :)
     
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    that one did scream trixie, and not the one from the show