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    Incestuous couples: "Oh cool, does this mean we can...."

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    PAGE 1-2

    The two pages present a spread. We have a shot of Oddguy in a sunset landscape, where he is making a long rant about something that no one really cares. Pay attention Oddguy's speech bubbles must fill the almost the entirety of this spread, so there is little space to have details in the scenario.

    ODDGUY: <insert long rant here>
     
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    I draw and ink, so expect something Kevinbolk-like. In terms of similarity.
     
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    1. Statement by Character A insulting Character B
    2. Rebuttal by Character B.
    3. Counter-rebuttal by Character A.
    4. Riposte by Character B.
    5. Counter-riposte by Character A & ad hominem
    6. Strawman argument
    7. Silent panel
    8. Witty conclusion
    I shall now demonstrate with an elementary example:
    1. sup dude, i heard you liked cocks.
    2. nah bro, i have a girlfriend
    3. your girlfriend is a guy
    4. fuck you, faggot.
    5. at least i'm not a ugly.
    6. at least i don't suck every single cock in the world.
    7. ...
    8. jk bro, i love you... i love you too.
     
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    Those words gave me the chills. People like that shouldn't be allowed to breathe, is just sick. I mean, The Cleveland Show? Jesus.


    Ah, The cancer that's spreading the unfunny everywhere. That is why we can have nice things.
     
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    EXT. 28TH FLOOR OBSERVATION DEC UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS CLOCK TOWER- DAY

    CW94 (blue jeans, yellow stryper concert tee) turns from Remington 700 6mm bolt-action and gives a blank stair to Electric eel (long blond wig, running eyeliner, black evening dress, red high heels) as he enters carrying a M1 carbine.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Is that a 4x Leupold Scope?​
    CW94​
    Why, yes. Yes it is.​
    CUT TO: ELECTRIC EELS FLAT-NIGHT

    Electric eel draws CW94 behind a curtain toward the bed, pulls him down. They kiss passionately.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Give me one minute.

    She walks into the bathroom. CW94 lies there, looking at the picture, listening to the sound of running water. She comes out then, dressed in a silk kimono. She looks extraordinarily beautiful. He reaches out his hand and grasps hers. He draws her toward him. He begins to kiss her face and neck. His hands slip the wrap down from her shoulders.

    CLOSE ON HIS HANDS: traveling down her neck, in the darkness. Then the hands stop. The kimono falls to the floor gently, with a whisper. The camera travels with it, and we see, in a close-up, that she is a man.

    CW94 sits there, frozen, staring at her.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    You did know, didn't you?

    CW94 says nothing.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Oh my God.

    She gives a strange little laugh, then reaches out to touch him. Fergus smacks the hand away.

    CW94​
    Jesus, I fell sick--​

    He gets up and runs to the bathroom. She grabs his feet.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Don't go, David --

    He kicks her away. He runs into the bathroom and vomits into the tub. She crouches on the floor.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    I'm sorry.I thought you knew.
    He retches again.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    What were you doing in the clock tower if you didn't know -- I'm bleeding...
    She lights a cigarette. CW94 runs the taps. He washes his face, rinses his mouth.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    It's all right, David. I can take it. Just not on the face.

    CW94 slams the door shut. She is sitting on the couch, the kimono round her once more, looking very much like a woman. A trace of blood on her mouth.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    You see, I'm not a young thing any longer.... Funny the way things go. Don't you find that, David? Never the way you expected.

    CW94 comes out of the bathroom.

    CW94
    I'm sorry.
    She looks up. Some hope in her face.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    You mean that?

    And he makes to go. She grabs him to stop him.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Don't go like that.Say something...

    He pulls away from her. She falls to the floor.

    ELECTRIC EEL​
    Jesus.

    He drags himself away and runs down the stairs.
     
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