Scouting or any other Youth Movement

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  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I bet you went to some christian youth movement.
    Tell me us your experience
     
  2. SPQR

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    I was a boy scout it was awesome. Fuck off
     
  3. darren

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    Wasn't allowed, my dad would have seen them as nonces, he suspects everyone.
    Strangely he sent me to a school that harboured paedophiles.
     
  4. Leander

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    Grove Street O.G
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Does the Hitler Youth count?
     
  6. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Are you that old?
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    Are you that stupid?
     
  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Are you that nazi?
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    How can I be a Nazi? I'm not even Germanic.
     
  10. Tai Le Ree

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    I was a boyscout.
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    Ended up getting one of these for saving some fat dyke who was choking on a meatball, true story.
     
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    I was in Cub scouts for three days, and I was raped 213 times.
     
  12. David1544

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    Im a First Class Scout and Patrol Leader
     
  13. Grapeluv

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    I was in the scouts once.... They made us carve bananas out of soap.
     
  14. Tom

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    My parents sent me to one of those christian camps where they try to turn your straight, they pretty much just preached to us, it obviously didnt work.
     
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    I was in scouts my whole childhood. I was also an Alter server for a few years.
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    Did you enjoy it?

    Obviously.
     
  17. Tom

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    Obviously.
     
  18. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    explains a lot actually.

    Went to a Christian youth group when i was 13, they just watched boring films and talked about what they saw like it was something other than boring shit.
    made it a week until i realized that the time i wasted there could be better spent masturbating.
     
  19. Ulfen

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    I go to a Youth Group just to look at the women there.

    :|
     
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    i used to go to something called 'pioneer club' when i was a little kid
    we wore sashes and got patches like scouts but that was the only similarity
    all we ever did was sit in a room and sing christian songs after reciting psalm 119:105
    i think we had a snack break too and sometimes watched veggietales but idr
    i never even got molested during my time there so there's absolutely nothing interesting to mention
     
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    I was in girl scouts for a long time when I was little, eventually just stopped going (high school I think). Love those cookies though.
     
  22. TheGordo

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    I was in cubs and then scouts. scout trips away camping etc was pretty cool for an inner city boy. We went to some jamboree (Scout gangbang) when i was 13, loads of guides and scouts there. We had War games, I accidently another scout and he went hospital. Then we had capture flag, but my troop went into guide field, and i had my first facesiting experience off a 15 yr old girl. she had panties on, but made me the perverted sicko I am today. I can still smell that faint trace of dried piss, sweat, and cunt... Scouts was great! Oh and i got into bondage there too, working on the new recruits, no sexual stuff with them, just practicing knots and tieing them up properly. So I would reccomend it to all pre-teens and teens. amen.
     
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    Yes. Yes, I'm sure everybody enjoys those... cookies.
     
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    I now have a huge amount of respect for you Snorlax.
     
  26. Beefcake

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    I was in Scouts from about 6 years old 'till 16.
     
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    I like beating the shit out of Girl Scouts and raping the scoutmasters.
     
  28. Negi Springfield

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    QFT
     
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  30. irapeasiangirls

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    I went to summer camp one year but I got kicked out for spraying a kid in the eye with eyeglass cleaner.