Science: The duck genital arms race

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    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/01/science/01duck.html?pagewanted=all

    Duck dicks, one of life's great mysteries, right behind why scientists have nothing better to do besides fondling duck dicks. Seriously though, that shit is ridiculous. Read the article. Duck dicks are corkscrew shaped, they regrow them each year, and they get to be nearly as long as their bodies. Duck uterus is equally fucked up, like a fuckin' labyrinth, all up in there. As we ponder the great mystery of duck genitalia we begin to realize how lulzy these creatures truly are, especially since they are a species that often rapes their female counterparts to death with ludicrous, foot-long corkscrew cocks.

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    Oh my fucking god
     
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    things i didn't know i need to know about ducks' dicks....:picard:
     
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    I guess even Darwin thought rape was a part of the natural system of gettin' some no matter what.
     
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    edit: Also it actually DOES look like rape. :Rape:

     
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    Ahhh science. Ducks are now 56% more hilarious.
     
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    I'm hungry for duck.
     
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    Now we know why Donald Duck never wears pants... they cannot contain his huge spiral-dick.
     
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    All of you are dripping wet over this shit, except trix who suffers from severe vaginal dryness.
     
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    I objct to the subtext of this article, that she made some great discovery, and she did it because she had a "unique female perspective" bullshit, this is major old news and she's a sick fuck who dissects duck dicks.
     
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    It certainly takes a unique "perspective" to be so interested in duck genitalia, doesn't it?
     
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    Dem skinny duck dicks get her so wet, the flood gates of the Hoover Dam couldn't hold back her moisture.