From a couple days ago, but I don't remember seeing it here. Super lulzy vidya. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day-homework-asks/

maths are important. for dealing them cracks and counting your shots of your gat before you go empty but hell, dat shit's raceist

Read the full story on this. Fucking liberal media man, they tried to incorporate their curriculum into math like what we did at my school with Tale of Two Cities and the French Revolution. We even had a problem in math finding x for the speed of a guillotine.

there are 3 cotton fields 100 yards each if Leroy wants to have dinner, how much cotton does he have to pick ? answer : he's never getting dinner :dummy:

Edgeworth's Mathematical Curriculum: Addition: If you have 15 grams of cocaine, and you sell 4 grams, how many grams do you have left? Multiplication: Jay-kwon steals 12 pairs of Nike Shoes from the local shoe shop. How many shoes did he steal? Fractions: Lahfonduh eats half of her half of the watermelon. How much of the whole watermelon did she eat? Physical Science: Darius steals a bike and can ride it at 5 meters per second. He has five minutes to travel a kilometer away from the crime-scene or the po-po will catch him. Will he make it? If not, how close was he to making it?

Literally laughed out loud. The last one is the best. Darius made it, oh lawd! Time to eat sum chikkenz! I sat there and figured it out. Lul.