School Incorporates Slavery In Bid To Teach Black Kids To Math

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  1. MrGask

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    From a couple days ago, but I don't remember seeing it here. Super lulzy vidya. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/01/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day-homework-asks/
     
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    maths are important. for dealing them cracks and counting your shots of your gat before you go empty

    but hell, dat shit's raceist
     
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    Look, this is only to prepare them for the slavery-in-being that is prison.
     
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    Eath took three at most, due to lazyness.

    Then:

     
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    Read the full story on this. Fucking liberal media man, they tried to incorporate their curriculum into math like what we did at my school with Tale of Two Cities and the French Revolution. We even had a problem in math finding x for the speed of a guillotine.
     
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    i always thought that literacy was a major issue for schools in america.
     
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    Edgeworth's Mathematical Curriculum:

    Addition:
    If you have 15 grams of cocaine, and you sell 4 grams, how many grams do you have left?

    Multiplication:
    Jay-kwon steals 12 pairs of Nike Shoes from the local shoe shop. How many shoes did he steal?

    Fractions:
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    Darius steals a bike and can ride it at 5 meters per second. He has five minutes to travel a kilometer away from the crime-scene or the po-po will catch him. Will he make it? If not, how close was he to making it?
     
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    This article reminded me of Ali G.
     
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    And, again, of The Wire, 4 season
     
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    Literally laughed out loud. The last one is the best. Darius made it, oh lawd! Time to eat sum chikkenz!

    I sat there and figured it out. Lul.
     
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