Scholars think Jesus didn't have a wife

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Did Jesus have a wife?

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  1. Hemlock

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    It is obviously true that Jesus had a wife!
    Source is from Huffington Post
    Picture from Fox Jews
     
  2. Lyle

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    Of course he did, till the very end.

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  3. Scorch

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    There has been, frequently, common misconceptions about how the Shroud of Turin came to be.

    You see, Jesus' wife was such a great ass-eater that our Lord and Savior buried his head into his pillow in ecstasy. Thus, the Shroud came to be.

    (Too bad ChristianWarrior isn't here to babble on about Bejeebus and Friends.)
     
  4. m450n_yuno

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    Jesus was neck deep swimming in Jewish bitches.
     
  5. umkemesik

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    That paper was written centuries after Jesus' death so even if it was conclusive (it's not) I wouldn't take it as Gospel.

    And also:

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  6. Solution

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    Voice of God: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ

    Jesus: I'm sorry baby I have to go...

    Mary: Oh no, huh, don't even try it today is your day with the kids. You just can't dump them on me.

    Voice of God: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ

    Jesus: Baby, Peter has already denied me three times, I HAVE TO GO!

    Mary: Fine, then I want full custody the kids.

    Jesus: What, your really doing this right now? This is the second you chose to drop this on me? Honey mans sins needs me riiight now.

    Mary: I Need You Riiight Now, Your Kids Need You Riiight Now!

    Jesus: Right Now You Are Being Ridiculous *Poof*

    Mary: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Mother Fucking Jesus Christ!

    Jesus: *Poof* You are made of bitch.
     
  7. Lyle

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    *poof*? :confused:
     
  8. Solution

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    Poof
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    ...Wolf-Peter Funk...

    Wow, that's what I call an amazing name

    Don't u agree, @Funky man?