Saudi Arabia Bans Western Calender and English Language on Penalty of Beheading

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  1. zaiger

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    https://rt.com/news/saudi-english-language-calendar-678/

    It doesn't say in this article, but if you read more you will see that the sentence to be carried out for those who commit the heinous crime of speaking English is to have your head cut off. I think that is the only penalty they have for all crimes actually, instead of building jails they just chop your head off and bury you with your ass facing Mecca.
     
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    If you're lucky, they just cut off a hand.
     
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    lool this is soo stupid

    we all know saudi arabia is an american colony
     
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    You gotta admit, it's probably a money saver. The chinese do one better, they shoot you, make your family pay for your execution, then sell your organs.
     
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    lol yeah those chinese are pretty fukn resourceful
     
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    "like cutting your right hand with your left"
     
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    And yet some of their students are still in the USA on THEIR tab. This is idiotic.
     
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    The Middle East is a fucking mess. Just neutron bomb the place (India too), wait for the nuclear half-lives to expire, drill the fuck out of it for oil, coal and gas, and move Americunts, Yurrupeans and Australians in to relieve overcrowding in those places.
     
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    Memorizing the calendar isn't hard when it's in a song. Muharam safar rabeeulawal rabeeul-ukhra jamadil awal
    jamadil-ukhra rajab shaaban ramadhan shawal zul-qaeda zul-hijja

    Well done masha-allah


    P.S. lol pakis
     
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    So Its just a different naming of months? Also the girls look like they have gotten punched in the mouth probably by their 50 year old husbands.
     
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    Muharram, safar, rabeeul-ula...these are the months in Islam
     
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    Is anybody surprised? Anyway, it's going to be enjoyable when America dies and the Saudis realise that their "nation" is absolutely hopeless on its own.
     
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    Islam, the religion of peace? :D Just nuke it with the rest of the middle east. Muslims are human filth and should be exterminated.
     
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    Ugh, that weird slur thing she does when she says masha-allah makes her sound just like microsoft narrator.
     
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    No, plane loads of pigs with Hoof And Mouth Disease.

    Actually, the U.S. Military should just develop a torpedo launcher to fire the pigs from above so they explode like a bomb and be sure to infect with a higher success rate.
     
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    Well my original idea was to coat a hundred pigs in small-pox spores and release them in Mecca during Ramadan.
     
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    It sure is. A Romney presidency will be disastrous since I've heard rumors of him violating the constitution and bill of rights & selling the government to the Mormon Church, and a Santorum presidency would have been as bad or worse since he'd have sold out to the Vatican. Europe, Australia and New Zealand have it just as bad with Islam...
     
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    This'll make for some pretty edgy prank calls, though. And an easy way to fuck up somebody's life.
     
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    I just want to state that Australia does not have a big problem with Islam, we don't have any traitors defending them publicly.
    and those that advocate Islam tend to end up with fewer friends.

    Latte sipping faggots are a minority here.
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    What are you talking about? How the fuck do you think the Greens got Melbourne?