Santorum is a dirty word & a cry baby.

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  1. Trixie

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    Rick Santorum's last name is also a word for a byproduct of anal sex. That word was coined by activist and sex columnist Dan Savage, because Rick Santorum is a repulsive bigot and it was very funny. Years later, Rick Santorum is running for president, and he is mad that Google accurately directs people searching for his name to the sex definition. Google says they can't censor search results specifically to please one random politician, but Rick Santorum knows they are really just part of the conspiracy to embarrass Rick Santorum.

    Now, the Republican presidential candidate says he’s convinced Google could do something to remedy the issue, if the company wanted to.

    http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/09/20/santorum_mad/index.html
     
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    He isn't going to win anyway.
     
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    Well he just got Daniel Brandt's vote.
     
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    This is brilliant. I'm eating my lunch (literally, you foul minded little toads) and almost sprayed my sandwich over my screen.

    Now that I read what I've just written, there's no way to not take this as implying I'm currently partaking in a wild homosexual orgy, so fuck you all.

    Great article Trix.
     
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    yeah, but any cunt who hates the web in all it's slick, hard, throbbing, anally penetrating glory would get brandts vote.
     
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    I like how Miserable Failure is on the related searches...
     
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    And bursts into tears, Boehner-style
     
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    FUCKING BUMPED. Have any of you slack-jawed ball-shitting monkey-cunts tried googlling rick santorum recently? Go ahead. Give it a shot. The first that comes up is a paid advertisment from Dick (what a suprise). The first real result is a newsfeed, the second is Dick's website, and you can barely see spreadingsantorum. This is fucking bullshit clearly google folded cause they are fucking pussies.