Sandwich Artist Fired

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    Subway fires employee who put penis on sandwich bread and posted picture to Instagram

    Sauce http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...e-lays-penis-sandwich-bread-article-1.1406086
     
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    He could have easily made a humorous penis joke involving sandwiches, but he had to be unfunny and creepy about the whole affair.
     
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    Kinda hawt, dawg
     
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    Subway uses only uses the freshest ingredients, so you know Jett throughly washed his dick first before making your sammich. And Bogg's certainly would sooner drink himself into water intoxication to marinate your sweet onion terriyaki in fresh piss, then use some frozen stuff.
     
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    :D You punny mother fuck!
     
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    In spite of all the places my dick went during my tenure at Subway & Quiznos, it never got me fired.

    I've worked at Subway and I can tell you this is no joke.

    These guys barely wash their hands...
     
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    No one knows how to take a joke anymore. >: (
     
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    He could have at least done a joke like "Introducing Subway's new speciality sandwich: the Cockmeat Sandwich!" But noooo! He just put a penis on top of a sandwich and expected instant laughs. What a uncreative dumb fuck. I hope he never gets a job simply because of this, not because he practised poor kitchen etiquette.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Nothing is sacred anymore :(
     
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    The Jared diet.
     
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    He could have turned this into an anti Subway protest just by captioning "I lie about how many inches I'll give you too"
    But really everyone's just mad because they're jealous that they didn't think of the comedy gold that is "pictures of dicks on things that you normally don't want dicks on".
     
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    I wanna know where they come across using the term "draping his penis across" when clearly the muthafucka only crosses half the loaf!! :)
     
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    So long as there are wimmens in the kitchen there is hope for sandwich artistry.
     
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    Men get sandwiches made by women. Likewise, women get stuffed with sandwiches made by men.
     
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    Not if they get the idea that sticking loaves of bread into their vagina is funny (it is).
     
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    Remind me why I make my own food
     
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    Because you rarely get the chef who puts his dick in the food, but when you cook at home you can have as much dick in your bread as you want. Unless you're a gal, then you're just shit outta luck.
     
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    You're 1 cheeky cunt
     
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    Sounds better than being 1 cunty cheek! :)
     
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    Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? This guy is just being retarded.

    I'm ashamed to live in a city next to him.
     
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    people that plays with food like these should get beat up, the food is sacred (for me) and besides I thought this shit was the kind you would expect from a mcds.
     
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    Clearly someone asked if they had anything smaller than a 6-inch sub and he got confused.
     
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    I like the way he turned a footlong sideways before draping his cock over it and still didn't even cover the length of the bread.
     
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