Salesman survived plane crash for days by drinking urine and writing SOS in blood

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    The sole survivor of a plane crash in Bolivia stayed alive by eating insects, drinking his own urine and painting an arrow in the ground with his blood to show rescuers where he was.

    Minor Vidal told the publication La Razon that he survived for 62 hours after the crash by using skills he had learned from the Boy Scouts and while pursuing his loves of camping and fishing.

    Those actions included filtering water through his clothes so that he could drink it and looking for an open space by a lagoon where he waited for his rescuers.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lives-days-eating-insects-drinking-urine.html

    Shame David wasn't around to show the others how to suck their own dicks so more could survive : (
     
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    Doesn't drinking piss make you even more thirsty?
     
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    Eeeeew he has pee on his shirt.

    Also, he waited NEXT TO A FUCKING LAGOON for rescuers and he STILL drank his own piss?

    betterdrinkmyownpiss.
     
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    Well there are two options:

    Maybe he drink his piss first and later after wandering around he found the lagoon, or he found the lagoon first but looked very contaminated.
     
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    surely he felt pissed
     
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    I suppose it's an acquired taste.
     
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    Ignoring the bit about being next to a LAGOON

    I would much rather die than ingest my own bodily waste
    Sometimes it's just not worth extending your existence