Russian News Reporter Gets Caught Jackig It Live on Tv

Discussion in 'News' started by KoalaRimjob, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. KoalaRimjob

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    Russian news reporter fail: YouTube video shows stripper segment slip-up



    In this YouTube video, entitled Russian News Reporter Fail, we can't quite figure out what the man in question suddenly looks so guilty about, though we can't help but think the quick cut from a segment on strippers is somehow related...

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    Sheepish: Where's your hand just been, buddy?

    In the 30-second clip, the news programme has cut to a piece about pole-dancing clubs and/or the strippers within them.
    Our knowledge of Russian is admittedly not the greatest (okay, it's non-existent) so we can't be sure of the context, but the extremely rapid removal of our newsreading pal's hand from his lap as the action switches back to the studio is difficult to argue with.
    Viewers of the video online appear to have decided for themselves what's going on in the brief clip, with one YouTube user posting below it simply: 'Giggity giggity.'

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    Stripper: The footage that, um, distracted our newsreading pal

    'Way to be subtle about it,' quipped another.
    Some viewers have posited that the angle of our newsreading friend's elbow proves he wasn't doing anything untoward - rather he was 'adjusting his chair... or something'.
    Others have suggested he was merely disposing of the 'gold' he had just retrieved from his nose - or that there's someone else under his desk the whole time.
    Maybe check out the clip and decide for yourself, hmm?

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/881199-watch-newsreader-caught-out-by-quick-cut-from-stripper-report
     
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    LOOOL. He looks so guilty! The most damning evidence: him wiping his hand on his sleeve at the very end. Hilarious.
     
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    i can't watch it on my work computer but when i get home il translate it for y'all.
     
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    I guess he wasn't stalin'.
     
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    Because noone will notice cum on your suit
     
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    It's impossible to tell what they're talking about in the beginning, but the guy himself talks about how everyone expected the apocalypse in october, but it didn't come. Unlike him.
     
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