Russian "genius" arrested after the discovery of his dead chick collection

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  1. zaiger

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    The best part about this is that his parents came to visit him and he put them in a room with a bunch of skeletons dressed up like dolls like it is normal. Here are a couple of pics, if anyone can find any more please post them.

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    From the looks of this one he was clearly a furry:
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    he likes 'em young & dead....
     
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    Oh my.
     
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    Somewhere in hell the imps stoke the flames and wait.

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    I liked the part where he tried to hid his shameful fetish from his parents, I can tell is father is much disappoint.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    How, exactly, does he pick the ones he wants? Does he just look at the gender, dates of birth/death and think "That'll do."
     
  7. zaiger

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    I guess that's all you really can do. I want to know how long ago these women he was digging up were dead for, and why nobody noticed 26 open graves with it's resident missing. Did they think they were out for a walk or something?
     
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    little known fact: zombies are commonplace in russia. It's just hard to tell them apart, the way all of the citizens shuffle about in a seemingly drunken daze. and the language sounds like mumbling unless you shout it anyways.
     
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  10. Web v1.0

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    Me too. Also: How did he hide the smell? A decomposing body might not have the "eeww turbo vomit"-stink. But it ought to be a strange and different smell.
     
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    Shit loads of parfum, brah. It also depends on how fresh the bodies were.

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    Not a lot of smell to cover, then.
     
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    He must of felt dead inside.
     
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    This seems like something Burk would do
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    now this is a healthy hobby.......but shame in the parents for turning their son to the cops:confused:
     
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    He was just having fun, now they are going to take away all their friends.
     
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    "Son, I would've eventually accepted if you were gay or hell loved furries. But this!!! FUCK YOU! You're not my son!"
     
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    It'd be okay if my son was gay, but he can be a furry if he acted like a major faggot, and if he had this sort of interest, he'd be in a adoptable shelter faster than he can blink.
     
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    This isn't kosher.. Did he had a jewish corpse?
     
  20. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    a few russian corpses Im sure he got a jew at least
     
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    He doesn't have sex with them does he.
     
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    Oww fuck this is really bad you know? fucking a eyesocket when somebody is alive is already a sick fetish. But a skeleton eyesocket? How can you that make somebody cum? Really not Kosher.
     
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    silly russian, chicks are for kitchens !