rst8 isn't a furry!

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by AFuckingFox, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. AFuckingFox

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    [12:09] < rst8> just because i read furry webcomics doesnt make me a furry
    [12:09] <+afuckingfox> er
    [12:09] <+afuckingfox> it does
    [12:09] < rst8> no
    [12:09] <+afuckingfox> very much so
    [12:09] < rst8> it doesnt
    [12:09] <%WheatThins> s/just because/
    [12:09] < Zalgo> <rst8> i read furry webcomics doesnt make me a furry
    [12:09] < Akula> Just because I fap to furries doesn't make me a furry
    [12:09] <+Patroclus> s/furry/B^U/g
    [12:09] < Zalgo> <Akula> Just because I fap to furries doesn't make me a B^U
    [12:09] < fraud_based_economy> rst8: yeah it really does.
    [12:09] < rst8> no
    [12:09] <%WheatThins> s/doesn't make me/ and I'm
    [12:09] <+Patroclus> damn it
    [12:09] < Zalgo> <Akula> Just because I fap to furries and I'm a B^U
    [12:09] < rst8> it doesnt

    Totally. When is our marriage again?
     
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    I love this. Resembles me of near-farewell deviantART musings of Chad-does drawing Sally Acorn porn make me a furfag?-theCartoonNut.
     
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    totally not a furfag guys
     
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    I will make the same offer that I made to CW94 and Tom.

     
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    why are people still talking about rst8
     
  6. rst8

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    im srsly not a furry
     
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    I want to be invited to the wedding. Especially if there will be yiffing!
     
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    And that is?

    Oh found it, can you get rst8 a nice tux, and get him in some kinky handcuffs?
     
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    He needs a tux now? Sure, I can do it, but I assumed that you were both just going to use fursuits in lieu of formal attire. I'll pick up the handcuffs on the way home, from a friendly lecherous clerk at the porno shop.
     
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    A tux that can fit over his fursuit, of course. If it's too much, I guess we can just pin a bow-tie on.
     
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    Excellent idea!
     
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    Sure, why not? I don't think that many tailor's give a shit as long as they get paid.
     
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    Aye, aye, one tux for a furry coming up.

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  14. rst8

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    im going to lol when the guy that made that fox finds all the shoops
     
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    rst8 isnt a furry.

    hes a nigger.
     
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    Voila, here are the "cuffs of love" as requested.

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    Might I call on the services of our good tailor one more time, for another tux (I think) and then we can get this underway?
     
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    Here comes the lovely bride!

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    Do you like furry webcomics ?
    if the answer is yes you are.
     
  19. rst8

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    hey you are the one that mentioned 2kinds awhile back
     
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    Ok, I've got just enough time to perform this ceremony before Church of Latter Day Skynets busts me down for breaking my vows of chastity. And before you ask, yes she was VERY HOT. Oh and this marriage will follow the traditional Kazakh standards from the movie Borat. Meaning only one of you has to say yes for it to be binding and the other person will just have to deal with it.

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of our god, Lulz Turtle, and the other resident furfags to join these two together in the bonds of holy matrimony. The holiness of the matrimony may vary. If anyone objects to this union, then they can just GTFO right now because I've already started this thing and I'm not stopping until somebody gets married to somebody! Any dissenters will be hanged, or if they are furries they shall be skinned and cooked at the big BBQ we're having after the ceremony.

    (turns to rst8)

    Do you, rst8, take, afuckingfox, to be your wife, to spoon and to yiff, from this day forward, to be seen at Furcons and in public, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in USI and in drama, in health and in AIDS, for the over 9000 days left in your life, until death do you part?

    (turns to afuckingfox)

    Pretty much the same thing. Do you, afuckingfox, take, rst8, to be your husband, to spoon and to yiff, from this day forward, to be seen at Furcons and in public, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in USI and in drama, in health and in AIDS, for the over 9000 days left in your life, until death do you part?
     
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    This reminds me of the time where my neighbor and her older sister had me play "house" with them when I was like 8. Double borderline Christopher Poole when she whipped out the disposable camera.
     
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    You missed the drama from when I came out of the furry closet in EDF2 round one . But I am also self loathing furfag so I dont try to rub my faggotry in other people's faces . Like some foxes I know>.>
     
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    Yes I still hold true to my statements about killing the furfags.

    Also Congratulations rst8 ,and afuckingfox.
     
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    I don't think furfags should get married.
    marriage is between a MAN and a WOMAN.
    where in the bible does it say a furfag and a furfag can get married?
     
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    To be fair I dont think the writers of the bible could have possibly imagine the future of human paraphilia.
    The sexual playground has become a scary place.
     
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