Rozen Maiden

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  1. Esther Nguyen

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    Once upon a time, there was a lonely metrosexual dollfag named Rozen. He was a man who can never get none. He realized that he will never get any pussy, and as a result, decided to make his own pussy. He made 7 psycho possessed dolls in order to "make the perfect girl", but his attempts were failures. He then realized that in order for the "goddess of sex" to be created, the dolls had to kill each other and steal each other souls in order to become Rozen's bitch, known as "Alice".
     
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  2. Esther Nguyen

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    His first doll was Suigintou, an emo "dark angel" lacking a torso (due to him forgetting to complete her). His second doll was a clumsy loli with high amounts of USI named Kanaria. His third and fourth dolls were Desu and Boku, aka Suiseiseki and Souseiseki. Those two dolls have odd-coloured eyes (probably because he was on drugs when he built them). Suiseiseki would spam desu both IRL and on 4chan and Souseiseki was a bulldyke who would make her own imageboard and shamelessly self-promote her imageboard on ED.ch under the pseudonym "Kashiwaba Tomoe"(but would later get b& 4ever for her faggotry). His 5th doll was an aristocratic fuck known as shinku, who is addicted to hemp tea and happens to be a pacifist. His 6th doll was Hinaichigo, a 200+ year old loli with assburgers, an annoying fucking voice, and childish behaviour. His final doll was Kirakuwhatshername, a pirate doll that he created after watching Dead Man's Chest on DVD.
     
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    I feel like I just consumed a weeks worth of animu and desu in 5 minutes...
     
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    Indeed you did you puny human ~ desu
     
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    Suigintou is my favorite.
     
  6. Esther Nguyen

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    my favorite character is suiseiseki


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  7. Ty_Glitchblade

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    my favorite is fluttershy shes really sexy dude
     
  8. Lucky

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    Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
     
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    Aw, thank you.
     
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    Oh you~