Romney Blimb Predicts Campaign

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  1. MrGask

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    In an unprecedented move, the Romney campaign asked a dirigible to predict how their campaign was doing on the night of the last debate. It promptly sought to crash and burn.
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    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/...-crash-lands-florida-183415122--election.html
     
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    Yeah seriously. Romney might be an alien but obama is a nigger.

    Ill stick with what I trust.

    Romney 2012.
     
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    Your white alien will cut you off of Social Security. That means no internet, and no once a month street hooker blowjob.

    You'll commit suicide by Xmas.
     
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    what makes you think im on social security? thats a bit presumptuous of you.

    it seems like youre the one concerned about it. maybe i can help you kill yourself now so you dont have to wait.

    so how hard do i need to internet bully you to make you wash down that fried chicken with a frosty glass of bleach?
     
  8. MrGask

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    Anyone born after 1985 or so isn't going to get social security in any case. Too many old people who are no longer able to work vs. too few young people willing to work.
     
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    I will say this again: the US does not need Mormon theocracy. Romney already pledges to a nonexistent "god" that the Church comes before everything else every time he enters the temple, he is running to fulfill the Whitehorse prophecy, he's a Church elder and his wife said that "missions come before the armed forces, just wait until my husband is president, and you'll see". All of that tells me he wants to turn the US into a place where one can be punished for not being a slave to the Mormon Church, where there will be no women's rights, children's rights, contraception, abortion, vasectomy, tubal ligation, street drugs, alcohol, caffeine, tobacco, medical opiates, medical marijuana, energy supplements, anhydrous caffeine supplements, hot drinks, cold drinks or chocolate, and where the former capital of the free world will be as oppressed as Iran or Saudi Arabia.

    I'd rather have a Black Muslim in the White House than a Mormon, but I voted Gary Johnson this time and am predicting an Obama victory.
     
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    Woe is me. I was bested by a forum ninja who sends all of my poison-tipped daggers flying back at me. :stare:
     
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    What's a Blimb?

    Is it some sort of prosthetic?
     
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  13. Weezus Christ

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    why are you still alive?

    That sucks. I was going to make a thread about Bayanomics.

    Now im going to have to report you for butthurt.
     
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    Still make the thraed.

    If The Member Formerly Known As Baya doesn't call you a fuckwit, then it's time to take a good long hard look at yourself.
     
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