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    trying to remember if i ever had the folly of eating one when i had braces
    bad enough when you have normal teeth
     
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    I was gonna say, Snickers aren't bad around here...not what I'd call a delicacy but they are ok

    Not that I'm too much into sweets, that's more a thing of my gurl...this is the last shit she gave me to taste...

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    do not want
     
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    some people
    that shit is gross af
    burny chocolate? pass
     
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    what is it that makes Lindt taste like spat out Wrigley chewing gum?
     
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    Chilli and chocolate is ok, but I'd rather have it like a couple of pieces in an assortment rather than a whole bar.
    Euro snickers are much better than the yank ones. For one thing, they have more peanuts in them, which is rather odd seeing as the US is a major peanut producer. Guess the yanks prioritize sugar content. The caramel filling is also better, and the "nougat" layer is more moist and less crumbly in the EU variant.
    Some of my favourite chocolates have rich pieces of candied orange and/or lemon peel in them, or orange brittle (imagine almond brittle, just with oranges instead of the devil nut) in dark chocolate (70% cocoa)
     
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    Fuck chocolate in general. I prefer my candy made of 92% sugar and developed in a lab.
     
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    That statement is so stereotypically American that it'd make Tim cry patriotic tears.
     
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    my main bag for not-ice cream
    ocho.
    fuck they are good
     
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    you're god damn right
    i don't always get those
    but those are god damn good
     
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    ****IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT****

    I actually ended up buying the new butterfingers about 2-3 more times and finding myself to sorta enjoy it anyway. Just now I found that the local gas station still has some of the very last batch of old butterfingers in stock, so I bought a couple of them and in my dorm just now opened one and made sure to fully savor every bite, and....I could only think "what the fuck is this overly sweet shit"

    man @uberfukken, @endsenten, and @Lovecraft you were right I was just blind this whole time :negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative:

    man it took me until i was 9 to even realize there were supposed to be peanuts inside butterfingers :negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative:
     
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    Didn't read
     
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    I'll also make another mention to the subject of OP's post that the new Reese's Nutrageous doesn't taste as half bad. They put more iron in it and I can't get a full blast of candy flavor like I used to. Why does a regular candy bar need over 10% Iron nutritional supplement? it makes my shit smell funky too now.
     
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    TL;DR: you were right about old butterfingers being shit
     
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    The new ones are shit too.
     
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    you had a new one?
     
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    next time
    maybe learn stuff without the shouting and freaking out
    and the hostility and refusing to learn could go too
     
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    so you slightly developed your tastes away from overly sweet shit? sounds like a hair grew on your balls. good luck with the next 5 thousand hairs
     
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    come back to me when you start drinking espresso without sugar. i can teach you the way
     
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    By my estimates, the new one probably is too.
    Yank big chocolate doesn't know how to or doesn't care about how to make good chocolate, and you the yank consumers are to blame for buying that shit.
    The chocolates I've tasted that are worse, ranked by grade of horribleness:
    1)Indian chocolate - honestly, I wouldn't know it was supposed to be chocolate if I hadn't been told.
    2)Soviet chocolate - The real deal, dad bought it on one of his work rotations, and over thirty years later I still remember the vileness vividly.
    3)German "ice cream confections" from some shite store chain that was basically a low grade Lidl wannabe. Tasted like candle wax mixed with Nesquick.
    4)Norwegian army field ration chocolate from the mid noughties. Somebody at the defence department decided that it should taste as horrible as possible to make sure there would be no possibility of even a sliver of joy at mealtimes out in the field. Tasted like drying paint smells.
     
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    I drink espresso from a half litre mug with two sugars and a splash of milk. I call that breakfast.
    Quite annoying to have to run the office coffee machine twelve to fourteen times to fill the fucking thing though.
     
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