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  1. Kenneth

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    I leave you with laughter and remorse.Bottom feeder , rev sugar bomb and skylar are the only people on here who aren't faggots.Oddguy is safe , but is :GAYHAND: so can't be included in that list
    Dr.rice is a overly political prick. Scumhook and weezus are sort of the same level and have like a fucked up edge to them so they're just sound in that weird sort of I "like you but not around my kids " way.The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae might as well be dead the amount of fucks I give.
    Goodbye and keep away from me
     
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    I passed out due to lack of fux given.

    Have a nice time away. Hopefully you'll suffer some sort of debilitating injury which will leave you mentally aware but physically incapacitated.

    Or you'll contract a rare form of flesh eating bacteria which only attacks the penis and the anal sphincter, leaving you (even more) dickless and unable to stop shitting your pants.
     
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    Who is this guy?
     
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    Oh shit, waddup

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    A virgin who can't drive.
     
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    Damn Kenny, that was a short, I'm gonna grow a beard and now you're going miss it, you're gonna fucking miss it!!!!
     
  7. ClapYourClam

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    When you lose your job at the chip shop because you are lazy piece of shit blame it on the pakis like all Brit-trash do.
     
  9. Kenneth

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    Im irish but meh
     
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    That's not something to be proud of.
     
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    That's like saying "I only Rape kids over 5 years old, but meh"
     
  12. ClapYourClam

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    Ok than drink your yourself to liver cancer at age 22 and blame it on the Brits, South Ireland or Northern Ireland.

    You could go the chip shop route, because at least you'll have a job and you'll have a 22.5% chance that your girlfriend won't be cheating on your with a 40 year old married man.
     
  13. Manicute

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    penis pic b4 u go pls ken, yes

    xoxo
     
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    lol, i see that talking vaginas have very detailed stats.
     
  15. Kenneth

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    WOT Y U SHUFFIN OFF M8
     
  17. Kenneth

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    I should be doing more work , it distracts me
     
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    WOT U WERKIN FO, JUS GIVE YOR FLABBO WIFEY A GOOD SHUV DOWN THE STAIRS, GET RID O THAT BUMP ON HER FRONT YEH
     
  19. ClapYourClam

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    Kennby, youy'll do right by your budding family by taking up this profession.

    [​IMG]

    Y&ou could get a lot of pointers from your mom.
     
  20. Kenneth

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    You're just jelous of my superior penis
     
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    Your johns only compliment it because you cry like a little bitch you're confronted with a longer dick.
     
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    So superior that it gets caught in an underaged slut whose daddy's religion says no abortion. Yeah some superior penis that is.
     
  24. ClapYourClam

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    Irish need not apply.
     
  25. Kenneth

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    Im glad you agree
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    And nothing of value will be lost..
     
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    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshittingfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckdickstits

    I'm just writing this because I am bored. Not because I feel sympathy or care because someone leaves.
     
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    He means IRC Rev.
    I hope.
     
  30. Manicute

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    OMG hawt Ken has the biggest dick on EDF, ever1 else r phunkin jealous JAPS penis Xd

    xoxox