Rick Perry and his stupidity

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Squall741, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Squall741

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    Lolwut? Obama's war on Religion?! Kids that can't pray in schools?! Fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage?!

    I wish could find Rick Perry's secret stash of drugs.

    Seriously, These fucking candidates are getting more fucking RETARDED. I guess they just don't believed in logic.
     
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    More like prick error amirite
     
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    Maybe is because Americans are obliged to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Xmas, stupid political correctness.
     
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    That was pretty good, but maybe too subtle for this site.

    I kind of hope Rick Perry gets elected. There isn't much he could do to further fuck up America, and he is a comedy goldmine.
     
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    This is untrue, Americans can say whatever the fuck they want. It's that most Americans are secular, and Christmas is a religious holiday.
    Now, in schools, I do think children should be able to celebrate religious holidays, but they shouldn't be forced to learn about the biblical significance of Christmas, Easter, Hallow's Eve, etc.
     
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    Well my cousin almost was fired of his job when he said Merry Christmas and not happy holidays.
     
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    Wait we can't celebrate Christmas openly? Bullshit, in my workplace and school, both are done.

    I think that the way my school handled it when I was younger (admitedly not under obama) was we got a multicultural hodgepodge. We didn't JUST do Christmas, we did Hanukah and Kwanza too. Honestly unless you work at like wal mart, or somewhere where you are direct customer service you can say Merry Christmas. Also you're allowed to pray in schols. I think that the objection is against the teachers saying "ok everyone lets pray" or "lets do easter stuff".

    Its just pandering guys, ignore it, he's trying to clinch the repub nom so he is doing this. He in actuality knows better.
     
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    YEEE-HAAAAW YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS, RICK PARRY FOR PRESIDENT
     
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    Like PerpA said, if he works directly with customers it's not very professional.
     
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    It's wasn't a customer, it was me.
     
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    I wonder if that was filmed at Niggerhead Ranch.
     
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    Happy Holidays = 88 = Heil Hitler.

    We're through the looking glass, people!
     
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    then it was doubly unpriofessional, he should commit sepukku.
     
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    Oh no :(
     
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    Happy Jew Birth-Candles for Presents-Nigger Feast Holiday!
     
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    Lol I wonder if they know that you keep kosher
     
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    Wasn't "Happy Holidays" first promoted by department stores because they were sick of non-Christians not buying stuff for Christmas?

    Anyways, Rick Perry apparently lost the memo about a mere 9% of Iowa Republicans even giving a shit about the culture wars. He's nothing but a memory.
     
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    Rick perry and his VP RonPaul are gonna lead this countyry to greatness.
     
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    I can't keep kosher, I have too much bacon.
     
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    k-hate said your bacon was taken away for your health and because your were being fussy about going to bed on time.
     
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    Your mom said she was taking away your WoW privileges because you went to school dressed as a gay elf.
     
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    Oh yeah, well your dad said he was taking away your not getting tasered on a daily basis priveleges because you went to whole foods.
     
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    Texas is breeding ground for retardation
     
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    So apparently people are now made at Perry for suggesting a $10K bet in the latest debate. He should have suggested the usual amount...
     
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    Underrated classic.
     
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    I agree, it is pretty much the only reason I think Eddie Murphy is at all entertaining.
     
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    lol best response sofar
     
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    I love this parody, despite the fact that this guys beard is absolutely not trimmed