Rewrite plots or reviews for movies.

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  1. $$Trooper

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    As the title dictates (DICTATES!) Rewrite plots for movies.

    here is some i made earlier.

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    "Jamal (Omar Benson Miller), a poor African-american mutant cursed to have the body of Kevin James suffers from the barbs of his peers until he becomes THE REAL MALL COP, where he then installs a fascist junta with the help of long neck Fred (Jason Earls) and The Other Person (Tamara Taylor) Laugh Out Loud when Jamal has all the Nasty Normies children gassed!"

    "Arg my face cancer!" Ebert from "Ebert and Roeper"

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    "I found the scene where Olivia gets plugged up by huge black dick to be the most uncomfortable 40 minutes in porn" Max Hardcore

    "the way she stared at me was most unsettling" Lexington Steele

    "Like fucking a zombie" John Von Hung (R.I.P)
     
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