Rev's School Shit

I'm going to be posting copies of all the bullshit writing assignments I get over the year in this thread. Don't like it, don't fucking read it. I wouldn't blame you, anyway. Let's kick it off with the first assignment, a "literary portrait":

A steaming load of horseshit, of course, but exactly what the teacher wanted. Enjoy a poem I was forced to write at gunpoint, using a pre-determined set of words:

Enjoy it, fuckers.

 

What little hope I had for the human race improving has now vanished.

I hope some loser copies this shit, submits it as their own (ha ha inorite, but there are some really desperate stupid people out there), gets busted, and you get arrested for using the internet to help asspies cheat.

 

Not trying in High School means you'll get stuck in a shitty NC junior college after High School and probably never transfer.

 

I thought you were in middle school. Either way you are a worthless sack of shit who is furnished with alcohol, tobacco, marijuana and prostitutes by his mother and is at risk of being put in a foster home or in juvenile hall and of turning prostitutes into sex offenders due to your age and autism.

 

Really? You're using the infamous "DONT LIKE DONT READ" statement that every terrible fan fiction writer and deviant art person uses? How low you have sunk.

 

First line:

I’m not much of a fan of writing, but I suppose I should get this paper finished.

Best way to flatter ur teacher, yep...and getting better:

Many a time have I been asked by teachers why I choose to sleep through their class and most are answered with a flippant remark and a grin.

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Bah, fuck it...I was going to read that just to extract the best bits and lol at u, but halfway it the overwhelming feeling is that is some fake fail attemp at shoving your USI down our throats, nothing that u really had submited at school

The poem sounds more legit tho:

I am a pup with no way to play

There, there...

 

I guess you'd have the most experience with this.

kewl story bro

<3

Got a 97 on both assignments. The teacher loved them. That's what happens when you bullshit writing assignments.

 

Oh I do, however, my Junior College is consistently one of the best colleges in the country, so I don't really have a problem getting an almost world class education for under 1300 dollars (in terms of units and books) as a full time student a semester.

Yes there is a low threshold for who is accepted, but our 1% of the student body routinely kicks the ass of 4 year colleges and universities we compete against. Not to mention the school was created 100 years ago as a feeder school for mathematics and science for Berkeley and Davis

For example of our 1%, our school competes in something called "The Model Arab League" which is like the Mock UN shit, but with sand niggers countries. We were the only JC in the whole event and we competed against other colleges in the Bay Area, so colleges like Berkeley and San Francisco State. The two MVPs in this event were both from our school, in my IR class.

However, you live in the Southern United States, I can already tell your JC system is a fucking joke.

 

Education is what you make of it @Rev and you are only giving a 50% effort. I might have failed intro calculus, but I know enough math to realize that 50% is still an F in school. Your attempts at school are going to be a reflection of your attempts at life.

 

I got a 9/9 on my first three AP World History DBQ essays.

Is that good enough, Rice?

 

I don't know, but if you know your world history you can answer this: why does Europa always win?

 

because GOD WILLS IT

 

I'm not exactly sure what the problem with community college is. As long as you make sure the classes are transferable, it should be fine. I recommend it to everyone just for economic reasons. It would have been retarded of me to go straight to the university I am in right now from high school.

 

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

 

Rev is seriously going to end up in jail for fucking a whore that he ruined the life of forever. Junco will have a charge on his record forever for having sex with a prostitute, the prossie will end up a sex offender for the rest of her life.

No more porn, alcohol, drugs, leaving the state, civil rights, ownership of vidya or toys, or contact with kids and the opposite sex for the prossie. Maybe we could make @messyjessie fuck @Rev.

 

And you're going to get associate's degrees in, what, 6 subjects? Good luck getting that job. Wait, there aren't any jobs that require associate's degrees in 6 subjects. Oops.

English is nothing more than a prolonged effort to force students to think critically. It don't work. BTW, my grades say I give 100% effort, even if I actually don't.

Going to community college first, then transferring to UNC Chapel Hill

Pretty much

 

Of course it matters little, but you do realize this looks good on transcripts to 4 years and beyond.

 

Yeah, because you'll totes be able to afford any form of education after paying for 6 associate's degrees. Especially after getting a high-paying job with said associate's degrees.

 

If you got an A on either of those papers, your teacher probably just didn't want a faggot in his/her class two years running. It was nothing but complaining about how you think you're a misunderstood genius, when in reality, you're a bratty little cockbite with nothing to offer but angst.
Woe is you for having to write an English paper, what suffering.

I would say that I hope you get your nuts maimed in a horrific accident so you can't reproduce, but I'm sure your face will take care of that problem anyway.

 

Oh yeah cause paying back the insignificant amount it has cost me already is so fucking hard.

 

His face, and his criminal record once what his mom does for him catches up with him. And if he goes to juvie or a foster home, he'll get raped by niggers.

 

Whoa, dude, you mad?

 

@Rev will also tard rage when he is served broccoli rape as part of a meal in a foster home, or even if his mother serves it on a night that she doesn't just pick up McDonald's or a couple Hot-N-Ready pepperoni pizzas.

 

Yeah, play it cool, Junco.
I'm sure nobody thinks you posted your "English papers" for validation.
Really, you look so cool, not being able to properly handle menial coursework in a public school system.
You're a fucking badass. You sure showed them.

 

For bullshit, it seems pretty sincere.

As another person with little ambition, it speaks to me. So many things that could have been.

 

You spelled "u" wrong.

Nice use of commas though. Very appropo for a thraed about your imminent failure at English.

 

I had pork chops and broccoli for dinner tonight. It was awesome.

WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE RENT-A-COP? YES! YOU IS! YOU'SE THE CUTE LITTLE RENT-A-COP!

It was half-fabricated because I didn't feel like rambling about smoking weed and getting punched out by a 34 year old security guard who still plays D&D.

Highest grade in the class right now is an 89. Honors class. Hardest English class in the school. <3

 

lol an Honours class that let you in?

May want to change "Hardest" to "Only" in your post.

 

It's one of 5 English 3 classes offered at my school. I'm also in AP Physics B and AP US Gov. All my other classes are honors, too. :3