Rev's Ghetto Microbrewery

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Rev, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. Rev

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    brb calling cops for bootlegging.

    lol take this down dude, seriously.
     
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    you're the kind of retard who gets arrested for facebook uploads, junco
     
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    Bootlegging is only illegal if you sell without a license, dumbass

    I promise, it's apple juice, love. You can have a sip when it's done

    Nary a single photo has been uploaded to my facebook that someone might deem inappropriate, dipshit
     
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    I really like this for some reason.
     
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    i wouldn't be surprised if you got arrested for a youtube video where you're snorting weed
     
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    actually thats not true. making your own liquor is prohibited pretty much everywhere in america (if that be where you are)

    but whatever, if you want to act like a faggot go ahead i guess.
     
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    My youtube account has a single video, a response to faggoteer. Get mad, bro.
     
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    actually you're gonna get arrested for texting your cock to a minor

    im betting the house on that
     
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    NC has some pretty funny laws for that too. If I send it to a minor, or receive it from a minor, it's legal. I'm sorry, kids, you can't get me; na-na na-na-na-na and such.
     
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    lol ok sending your cock to a minor is legal in NC

    even though its a federal offense

    everything i got. im betting it that junco will be a registered sex offender within the next 4 years.
     
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    I was caught with pics of my ex on my phone at school, dumbass. The only thing they could legally do is suspend me for immoral content.
     
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    having a naked pic of your ex on your phone while in highschool is a bit different than what im talking about

    this will happen in 3 years. you will be 20. and you will text your cock to a 16 year old, and her father will find it.

    and you will go to prison.

    :lulzsec:
     
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    Minors can have pics of other minors is my point. You're back to projecting your own faults on others. Only a fucking idiot would mess around with a 16 year old when they're an adult.
     
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    You've got a point though, it does seem to have the color and consistency of urine.
     
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    >consistency
     
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    How long does it take until it is ready?
     
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    5-9 days, but I'm guessing it'll be around the lower end of that estimate, due to the amount of yeast I used
     
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    And you're going to drink it then?
     
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    It should be done by then, but I'm going to wait at least 10 days just to be sure that all of the sugar has been metabolized by the yeast
     
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    I want to watch you drink it on tinychat when you do
     
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    how much rat poison did you add? all the best ciders have rat poison. makes it taste tangy. trust me.
     
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    If it's viable, sure. I'm not sure I used the right yeast so it might taste crappy
     
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    OK so why did you make this?
    what is it made of?
    And whats the chance of this killing you if you drink it?
     
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    Revy, quit actin like a total bratty bitch

    DHURRR Umad HURRR

    xoxox
     
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    Made this because I was watching an episode of MLP and started craving apples and stuff and figured apples + alcohol = win

    Apple juice and yeast

    Very, very low
     
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    >bratty