Reveal the endings of recent movies to others so they do not have to waste their money.

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    I did not see a thread about this anywhere on the forum. If there already is, then you are free to completely ignore this thread.
    Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
    Joe Cool, Sassy Sally, Tough Black Father with a Heart of Gold, Indiana Jones' long lost brother and that one guy from the Waiting... series of movies who liked to show people his genitals as part of a game all realize that saving their lives is a lot better than getting gold from a volcano somehow. Besides, they didn't need the money anyway. They've basically been sitting on a treasure trove of clichés the entire movie anyway.
     
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    Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire time, Darth Vader is Luke's father, etc.
     
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    Reveal the endings of recent movies to others so they do not have to waste their money.
     
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    The girl of the dragon tattoo (2011) was just about an angsty, autistic, anorexic nymphomaniac that gets dumped at the end like the trashy little cumdumpster she really is. The brother of the missing chick from that nazy family turn out to be a serial killer, the missing chick wasn't really dead just stole her cousin's identity. The last 20 mins were about an unnecessary James Bond-esque kind of crap, that turned the protagonist into a super hero caricature, shit. I enjoyed more the original version.
     
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    the only survivor (who happens to be black) in the farmhouse gets shot by a chubby white cop because they think he's a zombie.

    He kills everyone in the car including his son so they don't have to face the creatures in the mist. gets saved 1 minute later.

    the soldier sees a butterfly and tries to touch it, gets shot by british pussycamper Sniper
     
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    Whaaaaaaa...??? You actually saw the Swedish one?
     
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    The Woman in Black (2012 film)


    The woman in black makes Harry Potter's son walk onto the train track in the path of an on coming train and when Harry Potter goes to save him they both get hit and die.
    Wasn't fucking scary, waste of time, decent story.
     
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    From what movie was the first ending?

    The Mist's ending was priceless, if only at the end he looked at the camera and shrug, It'd have been perfect.
     
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    original night of the living dead
     
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    I may just watch the mist now, for that piece of comedy gold
     
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    He would of gotten away with it to if it weren't for those meddling kids.

    Boo Radley Drags scout into his house and rapes her at the end. although it was cut out of the book in the 70's so it supported some made up morals the government was trying to convey

    Jason kills everyone

    Freddy Kills everyone

    The Grudge Kills everyone

    It Kills everyone

    The ghost Kills everyone

    Saving some crazy ghosts cures the kids cancer
     
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    No he doesn't
     
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    Not really a recent movie, but what's the deal of Inception's ending that people comment so much about it?
     
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    They were all actually in purgatory and none of them survived the plane crash A lot of people got very very angry and raged in confusion. Coincidentally Google got quite a few more searches that day
     
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    At the end, the beginning of The Thing 1982 happens.
     
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    Lars dies (sadly).

    Bwahaha, best ending ever. Spoiling it for those who haven't seen it: Monsters attack, good guys escape to try to find help, they run out of gas, main good guy kills everyone in the car including his son so they don't suffer a death by monsters, five seconds later the army rolls by, with survivors (including a woman who left the store earlier even when they told her not to).

    Moar recent movie spoilers:

    The Grey: After Qui Gon Jinn escapes with the few plane crash survivors, the wolves start picking them off. Black guy dies in his sleep from hypothermia. One guy falls from a tree and is eaten. One guy stays at the riverside because he's a pussy. One guy gets stuck underwater. In the end, Qui Gon Jinn ends up at the wolves' den and attacks the alpha male alone - cut to black before any action. (I'm betting he died.)

    Ghost Rider 2: Nic Cage is fucking nuts.
     
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    but before that he takes them to the minibar[​IMG]
     
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    Lars is the only reason to see that movie. He's a bad Norwegian fuck that doesn't take any shit. He's like the Scandinavian version of Shaft.
     
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    The rocks on the moon are actually spider-like creature alien-things. Everyone dies. Including the guy in the orbiting unit thing. Boo.
     
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    Lol neo is the one. He a real nigga. Smith might buss shots but that nigga might as well be loaded with blanks cuz he ain't killin shit. That nigga just in a suit and as long as he lives the US ain't gettin they dirty hands on unobtanium, it's all a dream inside a dream inside a dream anyway. In the end he realises trinity was a lying bitch and he accidentally ran over a child, and that's why he couldn't sleep. That weird rabbit nigga frank wasn't even real, he was a schizophrenic delusion.