Reveal something embarrassing about yourself.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by oddguy, Apr 20, 2013.

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    Please. I'm a traditionalist when it comes to dates. You see, Scummy, I was brought up in a culture where being cheap is considered shameful. That's opposed to Australian culture where it's a race to the bottom when it comes to everybody's wallet.
     
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    You'll never get access to my date, so you can stop the subliminal suggestions.

    I'm sure tally would let you into his date if you asked nicely.
     
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    So, fly to Israel and take @oddguy on a date, Mr. Moneybags.
     
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    I played Warcraft II for like 15 years.

    1995 - 2012 on and off.

    Actually I don't know what is more embarrassing, me playing War2 for that long, or it still being like the best RTS out there.

    Blizzard failed. :shit:
     
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    True.

    I forgot that in his country, pale off-white passes for deeply suntanned; and dental hygiene means having a toothbrush somewhere in your house.
     
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